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money jar 

When you take a q-tip, swab the cheese that's build up on your penis all day, coat the inside of a mason jar with it, and then seal it up with a 20 dollar bill inside for 6 months before asking some unexpecting bystander to open it.
Hey man, I just mowed the lawn. I think I'm going to go make a money jar.
money jar by Sumochicken September 26, 2007
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Money Belt 

When you have had sex with a Jew.
Hey Steve, I heard you had sex with Bathsheva. You can proudly say that you have your Money Belt now.
Money Belt by Paul Guay May 3, 2011

money shower 

a guy or girl who lets you piss on there moy to make it smell nice and fresh for them
thanks faye for letting me do a money shower
money shower by Sex vibe July 23, 2018

money shot 

male ejaculation in an adult film. adult film stars use to get paid by the number of times they ejaculated, hence "money" and the "shot" speaks for itself.
10,000 moneyshots in one session will make you a rich man.
money shot by taylor homestead January 3, 2004

Money Shot 

when a man is about to ejaculate, whether it be during a sexual act or masturbation, and aims the sperm to shoot on the females chest and/or face.
Man: Oh shit, i'm about to nut, I'm gonna give you money shot aight?

Girl: Whhhaaat's a mon---- ahhhh!! whhaaa!!

Man: ejaculates all over her uppper body

Girl: you fuckin asshole, you better clean this shit off

Man: fuck off you twat, i'm gonna call you a cab now.

money shot 

from the Latin root "shootnutonherface", this term means to blow your load all over a female's face, including eyes, nose, and hopefully in her hair.
"Justin, I gave Jimmie the money shot last night and it gave her an eye infection!" said Bill Hardy.
money shot by Stephen N April 6, 2005

money shot 

the money shot is just another name for cumshot.
The best money shot I've seen in a porno is when the guy came over the girl's face.
money shot by W0RDSMYth September 26, 2008