mallek

Mallek is a way of saying beauty. A female who has a very perfect body, perfect pretty gorgeous face, all the males want to make her their wife. She can make you fall in love with her by just walking past you.

You are such a Mallek

by The nay nay October 30, 2018

Mall of America

A lame, over popular, mall in a dull, boring city with nasty fat pasty girls with thick accents. Supposedly the biggest in the US however, it is just a small lame theme park in a regular sized mall.

Sarah: I came from Houston to see this Mall of America?

Sarah's Cousin Lauren, a resident of Minneapolis: Yea, isn't it aweseome? It's the biggest in the US you know?

Sarah: Yes, I know that, but where is the Louis Vuitton, Fendi, or Gucci?

Lauren: We don't have those stores, but we do have a BigDog outlet.

Sarah: My point exactly...

by SarahTipsy November 2, 2007

pussy mall

a place to buy pussy

Let's go to the pussy mall!!!!

by Bob Bobsonabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz123456789 March 23, 2005

James mallen

A person of epic quality.He was once followed by an old woman who claimed the sewer was where drinking water for the city came from. After that he drank some sprite he found in the park and got sick.

james mallen the one and only

by burgerk!ng October 18, 2008

Great Mall

The Great Mall in Milpitas, California, otherwise mentioned as G Mall, is well known for being huge, having the drug dealers that you'd expect at a huge mall, and being within bus ride distance of Milpitas High School, Russel Junior High School, and Pomeroy Elementary School, which is great for them, because they're expected to take the VTA to and from school anyway. Their only problem now is their stupid backpacks. At time of writing, there are 2 students at Milpitas High School with rolling backpacks, and the G Mall has got to suck for them if they go right after school
G Mall also tends to be crowded as hell, and you are likely to trip over someone's shoe or something of the sort. Or maybe a rolling backpack (see above paragraph.)
Despite it's faults, Great Mall isn't too awful as long as you are capable of ignoring loudness and crowds long enough to shop in one of the many stores, or order off a menu at one of the restaurants. A decent sense of direction is nice too!

P1: "Hey, you guys wanna go to the Great Mall after school?"
P2: "Nah, G Mall is too crowded, and I'm claustrophobic."
P3: "Nah, I have this stupid backpack that I hate! It'd probably kill someone!"
P4: "Nah, I prefer not to have a life. I'm going to go home and study for my AP Calculus BC final, because I only have a 91%! I don't want to have to retake it Sophomore year!"
P5: "P4, stop being so smart! Oh, and I'll totally go, cuz I don't mind crowds, I have no backpack today because it's finals and we don't need backpacks, and I prefer to have a life!"
P1: Plans off... everyone already thinks I'm dating P5... :\

by leeSmilezz March 6, 2011

west end mall

The act of slapping your right hand on your chest and left hand on your left thigh to keep in tune with a rock song. Made famous by a bunch of idiots in Pembroke, ON, it was taken under the wings of my friends and I and used to make fun of them many times.

Chris likes to west end mall when he hears AC/DC.

by Adam Masson January 24, 2004

dirty O'Malley

The act of puking in your beer, then drinking it.

On St. Paddy's Day, too many blokes engage in the dirty O'Malley.

by 50quidaday August 20, 2009