Blowjob Machine

someone who always give the perfect blowjob

Sharon is 'The' Blowjob Machine

by got trophy head November 26, 2009

machine

In ebonics it means "car" or any other type of "vehicle".

That pimp Leroy has a new machine.

The narcs confiscated my machine after they found a pound of coke.

by Tara S. Volta September 28, 2005

rumpus machine

British slang for a couch or sofa.

British kid: Ello mum, can i watch some tellie on the rumpus machine.

by A IE S O P January 6, 2010

Mexican Machine gun

a sexual act in which you feed your partner mexican food and while in the act of making love, you squeeze their stomach, causing them to release a machine gun like spray of fecal matter.

I got so wasted last night that i tried convince my girlfriend to do a mexican machine gun

by Ausin Taneous July 17, 2011

singing into the pink karaoke machine

Giving head, a blowjob

That was the great thing about Janet, she loved singing into the pink karaoke machine

by Nabomb July 31, 2007

infinite state machine

a computational engine designed to create random states of operation which allow it to "think creatively" enough to "crack" systems of a similar binary language system (cell phones computers satalites any thing that can be accessed remotely by the machine) so far this idea is purely science fiction according to my research. also this term is used in the game "splinter cell: chaos theory" where it was probably origionaly created.

how did they get in?

they cracked it with an infinite state machine!

by crartonis June 25, 2006

machine fuck

A person who finds machines more attractive and sexually arousing than most males, females or anything else, human or non-human,that can be classified under etheir sex.

Arcades turn Sara on because she is a Machine Fuck.

by ukilledmyhope July 31, 2008