i loser you 

A three word phrase that signifies a feeling within a relationship.

in other words as in i love you/i care for you. just replacing the word love/care with loser.

A cute way of saying i love you to another.

Girl:i loser you babe.
Boy:i loser you more than you do.

i loser you by Jasmine<3 October 29, 2008

Fucking Loser 

A non-working, half witted drug and alcohol using female hater, that has no prospects, no self respect and no future, that jerks off to baby rape porn and cams for anyone that will send him some beer.
See Beer Slut and Morbid_Shadow

That jobless piece of shit that lives with his mommy is a Fucking Loser.

Fucking Loser by Fucking Winner December 30, 2003

fucking loser 

Pussies that find their identity by typing definitions in this site.

"I wish I had a real life, but I don't. I'll just go online and type new words into urban dictionary."

fucking loser by Anonymous October 18, 2003

Tighty Whitie Loser 

i agree with the first guy tighty whites is bad for locker rooms.

im a true tighty whitie loser. once i was at my pool and i was changin so i went 2 the shower and like 4 old hairy guys came in with there grandsons so right there it was awkward i was 13 n the kids were 8 i guess so i slipped on my ass n my penis was up in the air 4 evry1 2 c wen the kids saw theyt laughed and the the old guys tried 2 help me up but insted 1 accidently touched my butt n the other 1 slipped... and his penis was on my face i mean on my face so once we were up 1 kid asked me wat happened 2 ur penis its so small then i pushed him down n put my underwear on(not tighty whites but they were like the bikini htinkgs)so the old men come over 2 me and ask me wat pouch size i m n i say large n they r like liar so i said xs which i m n they laughed so all togethr i changed next 2 6 guys naked 1 touched my butt 1 had a huige penis n it was in my face n thekids all had bigger penis than me so if you have a worse story please post it

Tighty Whitie Loser by wedgie August 15, 2007

Sore Loser 

Donald J Trump

Donald J Trump is a sore loser

Sore Loser by Harddaddydeep November 8, 2020

Bald Loser 

Being a bald loser is more than being bald.

A bald loser is someone who thinks they are a successful person, A pillar of community and a role model to others.
A bald loser is someone one that can be easily manipulated.they also tend to lose all their relationships to ethnic men with large organs.
A bald loser tends to wear a hat everywhere. They wear it in the shower, when eating dinner, and other places.
A bald loser also likes to pay for their partners tuition while chasing them in to the loins of various men.

NALDO: Hey what ever happened to that bald loser?

BECK: oooh the bald loser? Yea he sweated out cool drippings. .

BRUTALMAFIA: yea I haven't seen the bald loser in a long time? Yall think he finally jumped?

NALDO: Wasn't he a life coach?

BECK: LMAO COACH ELI...HAHAHAHA WHAT A BALD LOSER?

2FLY: that bald loser always sung phil Collins on his walks.

NALDO: HE WAS SUCH A BALD LOSER EVERYONE KNEW PETER GABRIEL WAS BETTER ..

BRUTALMAFIA: I CHECKED THE BAY AREA OBITUARIES... THE BALD LOSER JUMPED!

NALDO: WHAT A BALD LOSER! HIP HIP HOORAY!

Bald Loser by RedwoodCityRetard Elias Melas April 1, 2021

Group Loser 

Someone who is a fun individually, but when you're hanging out in a group with them they are a really really boring buzz kill. They don't participate in anything fun and they act like a lame-ass fool.

Did you see how Zach was acting last night!?
Yeah he was being such a group loser!

Group Loser by mhmyeahright July 29, 2011