Magic Lizard

You oil up your girlfriend or boyfriend then squirm around on a surface of your choice preferably a wetish surface or slippery one, then the king of the castle puts his grundle stick (penis) in her vagina (pussy) and lays on top of her while humping her by sliding up and down her back or front (that so happens to be oiled) then when he cums, he cums in her nose, she sneezes shooting the cum back at him in which case she smiles.

-Dude yesternight I fucked my girlfriend/boyfriend and we did the magic lizard!

-I'll be your magic lizard!

by Sassrafrass May 27, 2008

lizard

A male who prostitutes himself to other males, see Jadakiss's "Why" remix

"Why did McGreevey get caught with a lizard?"

by TBO August 26, 2004

LikeABossHD

A depressed British faggot who screams in his mic to seem funny.

PvPGod32: Yo, you see that LikeABossHD skid ?
Sourpatchkid01: Yeah man, he's a total douchebag that sucks at pvp

by lolggskidrekt August 4, 2016

Legless lizard

The term used for having a big cock

Damn. That guy must of had a legless lizard. I saw his budgle from here

by Johnnysjunkiemind June 20, 2016

Liza

A girl that pretends to love you, but will really sleep with anybody if you buy her a drink and give her a cigarette.

Liza has a reputation of being a pro.

by Ride like the wind January 22, 2019

lizard

A derogatory term used for hookers that hang out at truck stops.

CB conversation: Breaker Breaker 19, does anyone know of any lizards hangin out on I-18.

by Ray February 5, 2003

Nebraska Spitting Frilled Lizard

1.) You pull the Male's foreskin up away from his penis.
2.) He blows his huge load on your face.

So he gave you a Nebraska Spitting Frilled Lizard?

by Seandaman134223 April 9, 2011