Life 

A long water slide where you drown at the end

Boy: My life is great and so are you!
Girl: You look like the guy who would try out for minor league football, not make the cut, then for the next ten years talk about how much football you play.
Boy: She salty, me likey!
Girl: Find someone with the same below average grammer and life as you.

Life by datonegurl December 9, 2018

Life 

A long ass waiting room until you have your appointment with God

Life is a bitch, so be her pimp

Life by Da godfather December 12, 2018

LIFE 

Slavery,suffering,keeps you hostage LIFE is a waste of time it also gives you lemons.

LIFE IS A B****

LIFE by NERF THIS December 14, 2018

Life 

Pumpkin seed

I need a life.

Life by Gacha Soul Movies December 19, 2018

life 

something you dont have

-hey u dumb
-i know
-i guess u have no life

-i know

life by lydia101love January 13, 2019

Life 

The meaning of life is to enjoy everything and be who you want to be. Live your life how you want to, as you are the only one who controls it.

“life is meaningless...”

“What? You have control over it! That’s your problem!”

Life by The General Joke January 20, 2019

life 

its what you make of it
stop being a baby

alot of people have worse lives then you
it can be good at times and then it will be bad and then good

its like a heart monitor , it has ups and downs

life is good and then bad and then worse and then it gets better but it wont stay like that

life by a person i think January 21, 2019