Lange

That little dribblage you get when you whack of REAL hard and then you zip up but then you get this persistent little cum GUSH.

So I was whacking it to Chornster, and it was a good solid load, but that I got Langed. It was rough.

by Skitzo88 March 8, 2003

langvages

A commonly mistaken spelling for languages. Also, The name of a hall at Hamilton College in Clinton, NY.

The building is old, and they used to make U's into V's, so it reads "Hall of Langvages", as well as Hamiltion using it on their website.

"Want to go to the hall of langvages for class?"

by Mike Esc February 20, 2008

Language Beerier

n. A figurative phrase used primarily to indicate the difficulties faced when people who have had too much to drink attempt to communicate with each other.

Ben drank a few to many last night. He had a hard time ordering a pizza due to the language beerier.

by Jbone October 7, 2012

Langley Secondary School

One of the shittiest schools in Langley, BC. The heating system is broken, so if you want your child to freeze to death - send them right over! Instead of using student fees for useless leadership events, it could be invested into repairing the school - or you know, upgrading the computers from the 1990's. Filled with drug dealing skip outs, your child is sure to become one of them! The janitors lazy out and don't even clean the stale shit in the washrooms. The staff are great, but always talk shit behind each other's backs. If an earthquake were to roll through, your little precious will be killed by the failing infrastructure. Graduating? Be ready to spend a minimum of $100 - and that's just for grad photos. The parent PAC cheaps out every year, so don't even feel bad for not going to any of the graduation events.

Emma: "I think I'll be switching to Langley Secondary School."
Ellie" "Emma... I'll get your grave ready, sweety"

by MeltedMargarine September 4, 2016

langenohl

Langenohl the lit former baseball coach now is only a biology teacher

Langenohl has hella clout

by FooCoon October 2, 2017

Langely

The funniest most cunning person with an amazing personality. If you are luck you enough to meet a Langely then you are blessed by the gods. Grab him/her tightly and never let go. Langely is a great listener and conversationist.

Did you her Langely joke? It was so funny!

by AmongTheOthers November 16, 2018

Vine Language

Vine Language is a form of communication which closely resembles Tourette Syndrome, and when spoken may lead people to believe that you have some form of mental retardation. The root of this language is formed on the app Vine or in Vine compilation videos found elsewhere online. Videos within the app only last a few seconds, so only a few words, a sound, or possibly one line of a song may be posted. Any teenager in the U.S. since 2013, especially Males appear to have the urge to yell out anything they have viewed on Vine during the day, and will repeat the clips for weeks or possibly months, thus creating a Vine Language that can be understood by other teenagers who share in the same disability. Imagine a Parrot who can speak, but also has ADD, and the owner accidentally sprinkles Crack Cocaine into it's feeding dish, then you have the idea.

Friend. "Hey! I think your parents should have your brother checked out. He is in the back yard yelling and making strange sounds while nobody is around him. He may need a doctor and possibly medication."

Me. "Relax, dude. That is just my brother repeating everything he has seen on Vine. He and his friends sound mentally retarded, I know, but they have actually formed some sort of Vine Language that they understand."

by Dr. Pill McGraw August 2, 2016