dropping off the kids 

Having a shit

"Where were you?"
"I was dropping off the kids"
"My arse, having a wank more like!"

dropping off the kids by Al April 30, 2004

One of "those" kids 

A kid who comes to hang out with a large group or just a couple friends and always has theyre ipod headphones in, and they dont help any conversation at all.

"Yo bro can you pitch me some money, i cant afford all of this."

*turns to the kid*

"O shit! you can't hear me cause youre just One Of "Those" kids.

*turns to other friend*

One of "those" kids by The Classic July 26, 2010

Roblox Jailbreak kids 

Kids who will camp just for free cash, call you "noob" when you arrest them, scammers who arrest you when you give them money, and fucksticks who have their chat off

Cops: *arrests
Kid:OMG U ARE SUCH NOOBN

Kid:m0n3y 4 c4rd
Me:OH BOI :D *gives money*
Kid:*arrests

Me: *blows up wall*
Kid *hides then arrest*
Me:Fuck you.

Me:Hi
Kids:......
Me:I HATE ROBLOX JAILBREAK KIDS!

Roblox Jailbreak kids by IDEMANDSUCC July 7, 2018

dropping the kids off at the pool 

Having a bowel movement; taking a shit.

yuuper1: Want to get some milkshakes?
yuuper2: No, thanks, I plan on dropping the kids off at the pool later and that would just push me over the edge.

dropping the kids off at the pool by Stinky Brain December 26, 2003

Jerry's kids 

The audience of a Grateful Dead show. A spoof (although not meant to be cruel) of "Jerry's Kids" for whom the Jerry Lewis telethon is held.

When the Dead were in town, all the fast food joints were filled with Jerry's Kids.

Jerry's kids by Woody Thomas January 8, 2006

Beating little kids

The act of hitting a kid and hurting it.
A popular game at parties.
Keeps you from hitting people that can hit back.

"Lets play Beating little kids!"

Beating little kids by fatboyhaley October 17, 2008

shoot my kids all over the place 

A copious, nearly uncontrollable ejaculation, "the kids" being each individual sperm.

When I saw the stripper bend over, I nearly shot my kids all over the place.

shoot my kids all over the place by g-xerxes January 29, 2003