A female born and raised in New Jersey, often very damaged by this, but still proud of it. A lot of times these women are spoiled princesses who have everything handed to them, including a VW or Honda that Daddy bought her. Other ones are the chillest girls out. They like to party, confuse and abuse unwitting men, and rarely leave the state. If they do, well you can take the Jersey Girl out of Jersey, but....
Me: Bro, I don't get this stunt I met at the Shore. Five days ago she begged me to come over, smoke her out and hit the skins, but now she won't answer my txts.
Friend: That's a Jersey Girl for ya.
Friend: That's a Jersey Girl for ya.
by Frank Lumber March 7, 2007
Get the Jersey Girl mug.The illest, most hardcore state in America. The ghettos are the most ghettoy in the world and the rich parts are the richest in the world. North Jersey is the car jacking capital of the world, with Newark having more car jackings than NYC and LA combined. New Jersey is also home to some of the richest counties in the country, such as Hunterdon Country, Somerset County, Morris County, and Bergen County.
In short New Jersey goes harder than any other state
In short New Jersey goes harder than any other state
Non-New Jerseyian: "hey man whats it like to like in shitty JOISEY hehehe"
New Jerseyian: Ya know what mutherfucker, get out da car, it's mine now
New Jerseyian: Ya know what mutherfucker, get out da car, it's mine now
by illmatic1492 August 25, 2009
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Essentially, a giant suburban landscape filled to the brim with strip malls, outdoor shopping plazas with god forsaken asphalt seas, and awful drivers to complete the package. I've lived in the state all my life and it has provided me nothing but agonizing years of pain and boredom. While some parts of the state feature fairly attractive rural areas, quaint towns untouched by idiotic guido scum and historic architecture, the majority of it is housing developments and moronic people who never got up and moved west but would rather pay exuberent taxes. The McMansion reigns supreme and it takes forever to drive anywhere. It is the worst example of post-war America next to Long Island and Los Angeles. Mediocre public transport, identical housing tracts, and bland boring suburban culture.
New Jersey can be divided into three parts, North, Central, and South.
The North, it is populated by your typical Bergen county types who range from retarded Italians to cracked out minority. Despite it's proximity to New York, it is fairly unsafe and still suffers from extreme amounts of crime and poverty.
Central New Jersey is the heart of suburbia as it lacks access to nothing worthwhile aside malls and diners, which in turn, are boring and pathetic examples of pride which others deem them. Princeton University is located here, but most people in New Jersey rarely visit it considering Princeton is one large Asian fortress that keeps to it's own.
Southern New Jersey is the epitome of the country but with all the charm of being mentally ill. Despite proximity to Philadelphia, it too suffers from crime in nearby Camden.
And then there's the shore, or beach areas. Basically overpriced slums with a wooden walkway known as a boardwalk for you to fritter away your time before you return to your respective suburb.
Do not come to New Jersey. It's like everywhere else in America that you hate, but worse.
New Jersey can be divided into three parts, North, Central, and South.
The North, it is populated by your typical Bergen county types who range from retarded Italians to cracked out minority. Despite it's proximity to New York, it is fairly unsafe and still suffers from extreme amounts of crime and poverty.
Central New Jersey is the heart of suburbia as it lacks access to nothing worthwhile aside malls and diners, which in turn, are boring and pathetic examples of pride which others deem them. Princeton University is located here, but most people in New Jersey rarely visit it considering Princeton is one large Asian fortress that keeps to it's own.
Southern New Jersey is the epitome of the country but with all the charm of being mentally ill. Despite proximity to Philadelphia, it too suffers from crime in nearby Camden.
And then there's the shore, or beach areas. Basically overpriced slums with a wooden walkway known as a boardwalk for you to fritter away your time before you return to your respective suburb.
Do not come to New Jersey. It's like everywhere else in America that you hate, but worse.
by New Jersey Blows August 16, 2009
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Person 1: OMG...I am just dying to watch Jersey shore this week. I saw from the ad that Vinny and Snooki get steamy -I wonder what happens. And Sam and Ron-
Person 2: (to Person 3) Will s/he ever stop?
Person 3: Not until s/he gets her/his Jersey Shot.
Person 2: (to Person 3) Will s/he ever stop?
Person 3: Not until s/he gets her/his Jersey Shot.
by Cicilicious August 14, 2010
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by DFTB24 March 17, 2019
Get the Jersey mug.DUDE, DID YOU JUST GIVE ME A NEW JERSEY HAIR GEL!!!! THAT'S GONNA TAKE ME, LIKE, A FUCKING HOUR TO WASH OUT!!!!!!
by Samwell52408801245 June 5, 2011
Get the New Jersey Hair Gel mug.A form of road rage used to dispatch justice on a left lane loser. After passing them in a concise manner, get back in front of them and spray them with windshield washer fluid.
This will leave them greased up, red faced raging, and fist pumping. Possibly even a jersey salute
This will leave them greased up, red faced raging, and fist pumping. Possibly even a jersey salute
I scared my cooworkers on the way to the office this morning when I gave some texting left lane loser a new jersey haircut. They called me a psychopath, I just don't get it.
by Green eggs and baaaam June 1, 2016
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