jacob parsons

basically the goat

braden: dang did you see jacob parsons

kynlie: ya he’s so hot and the goat

by jpdagoatyaboi May 9, 2018

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Jacob Cochran

A complete douche, favorite phrase, "Stop being a bitch". Has a fetish for Asian girls and Alabama hot pockets.

Why's she dating a Jacob Cochran? She deserves a real man.

by A trustable weeb June 8, 2016

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jacob glover

A bitch ass nigga who doesnt do shit but stays in the house an beats off to girls toes, likes allot of fat females and never lives up to what he says

You see that jacob glover over there
Yea he is a faggot

by Jacob glover May 15, 2016

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Sweet loving guy, loves to have fun, and never turns down an offer.

Good boyfriend. A Jacob Marquez is someone you can trust, good at solving emotional problems. Can treat a lady with respect and is often romantic. A Jacob marquez is into sports or reading.

"Hey is that Jacob marquez on the tv"

by Popman060703 January 4, 2017

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Jacob Stripling

Promising to update the office with a word of the day (aka WOTD) but failing miserably. This word is to keep the office entertained and keep them from killing themselves.

Again this week, he jacob stripling ed... I'm not mad, but i am extremely disappointed...

by jlandrum February 3, 2017

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