god no

Something even god would yell no at.

Guy1: Lets have anal sex!

Guy2: Get the butter!

God: GOD NO! I didn't create you to be gay!!!

by Mr.Johndoeguy October 11, 2009

God

God is a spiritual being who is the very essence of love.

Qualities:Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres

other names: Lord, Father, Jesus, Allah, Jehova, Chineke, Oluwa...etc

Drowning man: Lord help me!!

Judge: (to criminal) "May God have mercy on your soul"

"thou shall not take the lords name in vain"

by mokushla February 7, 2010

god

a term used primarily by Black Americans to refer to an older male inhabitant of a ghetto neighbourhood who is held in high esteem by younger males within the neighbourhood. He is almost always an individual who has attained a degree of self-sufficiency and who maintains little involvement in illegal activities. The term itself is short for 'a god who walks among men' and is often used by members of the Nation of Islam

you got a problem, see Marcus. he's a God around here...

by maks August 25, 2006

god

Samuel L Jackson is God, not Satan

God is one bad mutha fucka, he must be Samuel L Jackson

by "Bad Mutha Fucka" -Samuel L Jackson September 5, 2004

God

God is a great person that died for all of our sins! not just for mine or your best friends, but EVERYONES! he loves everything and everyone.. including you! no matter what you do or how you treat other people, he loves you! dont take love for grantid, pray, and go to church! god'll love it!

"When you are down to nothing, God is up to something!"

by kayt_21! April 16, 2006

God

The Creator of the universe, the one who can(and will)solve your every problem, the one who CONSTANTLY seeks you out and will NEVER let you down, the one who has saved a place for you in Hevan, believe it or not.

Life is Short.
Eternity isn't.
-God

by **BlAhhh** August 31, 2007

god

some guy whose laughing at everyone when they fuck up cuz he doesnt give a flying rats ass bout what happens to you. all heavenly father my ass. more like deadbeat dad

god has a message for you : fuck off

by fuckyou_08 June 30, 2003