Hookerism

the act of being a hooker; practicing acts of prostitution

Stacy continually practices hookerism.

by Samo March 14, 2005

Hook Man

1) Similar in a way to a wing man, the hook man invites random attractive females to a pre-planned party.

2) A scary story you might tell a person's butt hole. Every version of this story is a little different but the ending is always the same. "...and they say the hook man still lives today!" At this time one should curl a finger into the shape of a hook, I prefer the pinky, and wet it by popping your cheek. Then you put that finger in their beautiful beautiful butt hole.

1)
PERSON1: Is Dave running hook man tonight?
PERSON2: Yeah!
PERSON1: This parties gonna be off the hook!

2)
PERSON1: You said you gave her the hook man story last night?
PERSON2: Yeah! Got a butt hole-in-one!
PERSON1: Nice!

by Super__Villain February 12, 2010

hook up

A sterotypical "no strings attached" kind of thing. Mainly occurs at parties, sometimes spontaneous, more times than others though brought up earlier through conversation or texting. Not completely random, but typically the only people who would hook up with eachother are sex crazed men and easy girls. Talked of highly, which it really is looked down upon by others behind their backs. Usually the two people do not continue conversation with each other after "hooking up" either making out, touching, feeling, sex, anything sexual. Done in private or in public.

LIAM: *texing* hey baby, you wanna hook up at that party tonight? no one will care
ANGIE: okay, cant wait;)

by thatdood1 March 24, 2012

Captain Hook

A drink consisting of:

2 shots Captain Morgain Spiced Rum
Natural Light (or other light beer)
Lemonade

Pour shots into glass first, then fill halfway with Natty, then fill the rest with lemonade.

Dude, those Captain Hooks last night were crazy delicious!

by LU stoners February 12, 2012

hooker

A CH-47 Chinook helicopter Crewmember. Known for getting everything under the sun done using the mighty cargo hook and living as good as possible when deployed because the chinnok doubles as a hotel. This special breed of army aviator is more comfortable in sandals and hawaiian shirts than combat boots and a "high and tight" and has a great respect for the mighty wind.

The hookers blew over our mexican space shuttles again, now I can't crap on a seat!

by govnah July 10, 2004

hooker

A unit of measurement used to measure the capacity of a car's trunk. Based on how many average-sized dead hookers you could stuff into said trunk while going to a body dump. For example, newer cars have smaller trunks, therefore they could fit fewer hookers. A Honda Accord only has a three-hooker trunk, whereas a 1976 Lincoln Continental has a five-hooker trunk.

Shit man, that Caddy's got a six-hooker trunk!

by Buttfuck Dynasty April 5, 2016

whale hook

The opposite of the fish hook and is performed after harpooning a whale. This usually involves the consumption of excessive amounts of alcohol and hoping that no one actually saw the whale you brought home that night. When getting head from a fat chick while she's in front of you on all fours, you reach over her back and hook your finger in her ass and pull. This can be both degrading and painful. This is not something to be performed by an amateur as it's a complex maneuver considering how fat the whale is. If timed correctly, it can serve a dual purpose by forcing the whale to swallow your entire load of stoo. Performed properly, your meat is deep down her throat so she is in essence "hooked" at both ends and can't move and must take it all down while gagging. Performing the whale hook may also ensure you'll never have to worry about the whale calling you up one night and asking if you want to go on a date.

Jeff: Holy crap dude, that was one helluva whale you landed last night. Did you end up giving her the whale hook ?

Me: I don't know what you mean, I was serving your sister some stoo last night.

by juskishi August 5, 2007