holy tits

The breasts of a nun or other female member of the clergy. This expression is most commonly used when your buddy decides to drive like he is Dale Earnhardt himself.

Josh, "Hey, We should go left!"
-tires squeal as Josh yanks the car into a power slide-
Sarah, "Holy tits!"

by lSd3d April 23, 2006

Holy Pizza

An expression used to convey surprise, arousal, disappointment, frustration, and guilt.

HOLY PIZZA! Holy pizza...

by sweatyphillips October 3, 2005

Holy Foie Gras

The process in which a religious diety and beliefs are forced upon a person in a way similar to the creation of Foi Gras. (I.E Jamming it down their throat)

She jammed God down his throat like he was a Holy Foie Gras

by FionaX October 24, 2006

holy fiston

A move similar to Detroit Fistons except your striking repeatedly,and using every appendage in your body that God made known to you thus making it a holy matter

Well I gave lil sally nothing less than the holy fiston last night...and well at least she still has her personality

by Goosecatcher July 7, 2008

Holy Sugar

a replacement phrase for the obvious Holy Sh...it

Holy sugar! I forgot my wallet at home.

by Badillo March 9, 2009

The Holy Trinity

When you cum on her scoop it up then proceed to shake it at her like holy water while saying In the name of The father,The Son and the Holy Spirit

He cleansed me with the holy trinity

by Fieldzy June 16, 2020

Hit like Holyfield

Being "Hit like Holyfield" means that the girl sleeps around a lot. She has been "hit" by many different guys.

The fighters that fought Holyfield typically took many punches and the fights lasted the full 12 rounds. There were "hit" many, many times. A girl that has been "hit like Holyfied" is probably not safe and also has STDs.

Brad: Damn, that girl over there is a dime.
Homewood: Hell yeah, but she has been hit like Holyfield so you know you will be at the free clinic on Monday wondering what is dripping from your cock if you settle for her tonight.

by ERP November 10, 2007