larrikin's hat

Aussie rhyming slang for fat, as in erection. A larrikin is a lovable hooligan; a hat is something worn on the head.
Trevor: Jeeze, I get a larrikin's hat just thinking about Britney pissing on me.
by Sheepshagger July 26, 2006
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Beenie Hat

A stye of hat (like a woolly hat but minus the bobble) it's often worn by Craig David, nerds, punks or ME.
I'm never without my black skull beenie.
by Radclyffe December 07, 2003
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Hat Goat

A Goat that carries around an assortment of hats, attempting to distract potential Goat Peelers from their virtuous missions by offering the appeasement of a free hat in exchange for the omission of his skin, fur and gristle being forcefully removed from his haggard Goat body.
Hat Goat: "Excuse me sir...are you the uh.......Goat Peeler?"

Peeler: "Yes. I am the Peeler."

Hat Goat: "May I offer you one of my beautiful hats in exchange for my life?"

Peeler: "No. I've already got a hat. You're fucked."
by Jeffy the Retarded Beaver August 15, 2007
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tinfoil hat

conspiracy, probably created by the world elite themselves, to create a stereotype of a conspiracy theory, so when someone will believe in the Illuminati he will be put in the same box with tinfoil hats (who actually wears those?)
- the global elite first creates a problem, then they blame it on another source and then they create a prepared solution
- tinfoil hat!!!?1//
by t00c00lforscho00l March 07, 2022
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hat trick

1) receiving three blowjobs in one night
Dude you won't believe this...I got the hat trick last night from that one bitch.
by BigSexy22 April 02, 2008
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Dick-hat

Another name for over amounts of bragging rights,
someone who has a dick-hat is someone who is very proud of themselves for doing meaningless, trivial things.

Not to be confused with just having a big ego;

One with a dick-hat is one who is constantly measuring themselves up to OTHER people's dick-hats.

Any gender can have a dick-hat, but it's most commonly seen in achievement whores for the xbox/ps3 and such.
Example one!

P1: "I just got SOOO many achievements on my XBOX, dude!"

P2: "...And what do you get in return?"

P1: "Uh, nothing.."

P2: "Oh. So...A bigger dick-hat, then."

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Example 2:

Mom1: "My kid just owned your kid in soccer today."
Mom2: "And what do YOU get out of this victory?"
Mom1: "A bigger dick-hat. And...having to fix a victory supper for him and his little friends..."
by Luna Strega June 22, 2010
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Biggest Hat

In many situations, a handy indicator of the highest-ranking official.
You can tell he's in charge, Jeffrey; he clearly has the biggest hat.
by Matt Amazo January 17, 2008
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