bowling ball grip

when your thumb goes into the asshole while your 2 middle fingers are in the vagina

Man this girl was a freak. I was playing with her and she wanted the bowling ball grip, but I didn't want my thumb to get dirty.

by xfrankwhitenycx February 18, 2010

grip

adj. 'ger-rip' a quantity of measurement, usually in the amount of 6,7,8 upwards of 11 of a certain item.

Yo Joey, we rolled into Panini's with a grip of dudes, and were instantly swarmed by like 3 grips of girls and a dude with a really ugly vest.

by Hipe December 28, 2005

gripping

to be under the influence of drugs, alcohol, or other spritual sources such as angels or demons

going insane for no apparent reason

im so gripped after that doobie

my mom was gripping bad after she found my stash

the priests at church always grip out about abortion

this guy at the bar gripped out when i railed his girl in the back room

by tcomplex October 26, 2005

get a grip

To pick up a large amount of, or grip of something, rather than a small amount.

Jared: "I'm never going to be able to feed everyone at the party with only one bag of chips!!! OH NOOOO!!!"
Mark: "Get a grip, man!!! You're freaking out!!!"
Jared: "Gee, what a swell idea! I'll just get 3 or 4 bags...that should be more than enough!"

by Nick D June 3, 2006

Vice-Grip

Also known as "The Human Flesh-light", the "Vice-Grip" was invented.. and perfected, by a Canadian punk band called "Vices, live in 3D!"

What it consists of, is grabbing the girl, (Or guy, whichever is closer), tightly by the throat with both hands and thrusting the receiver balls-deep down the shaft of one's penis, repeatedly, much like you would with a Flesh-light. But you need a Vice-like grip to really get the job done!

"Hey Joe, did you give that girl the old vice-grip last night?"
"Obviously! I love The Human Flesh-light. It's like masturbating with company!"
"Hell yeah!"
"But she suffocated and now I have this corpse in my bed."
"METH!"

by Jacob Haggard December 2, 2011

bowling grip

when a girl fingers her self with the middle and ring finger

rachel suggested the bowling grip

by matches April 25, 2003

Vulcan Death Grip

Using your Index finger, your middle finger and thumb to administer a hold above the Adam's apple and under the chin. Hold for 10 seconds.

Captin Spock uses the Vulcan Death Grip with his poopy ears.

by Matt Mintz May 22, 2006