girlfriend grenade

The female equivalent of a boyfriend bomb. When as a woman, a guy you are interested in tells you he has a girlfriend.

I met this cute boy at the bar, and the conversation was going super well until he dropped the girlfriend grenade on me.

by acs35 February 26, 2024

Bro Grenade

When you have to jump on your Bro's friend or relative that nobody likes.

"Uncle Pete is going to be at the wedding, you mind making sure he doesn't bother anyone?"

"I'll take the Bro Grenade for the team. I gotchu."

by McNark December 4, 2024

Frag Grenade

When a girl is eating your ass and you shit

Me and my girl were having fun and I dropped a frag grenade on her.

by Sgt busta nut January 7, 2025

Gardner grenade

A variation of the Oklahoma hand grenade, where a woman jerks off her male partner into her asshole, then farts the load back onto the male partners face.

Did you hear what that nasty fuck josh did? When he was banging that swamp donkey out he had her give him a Gardner grenade, he had to take a shower to get all that dirty sausage slime off his face.

by Mr. Gagsonmen February 6, 2025

Sticky Grenade

Slapping your penis on a persons face and jizzing at the same time

YOOOOO JUST HIT THE MOST DEVIOUS STICKY GRENADE BRO

by SLIGGLESTICKMASTER February 22, 2025

Swedish grenade

When you put nicotine pouches in you’re foreskin and shoot them out by getting a boner

Bro don’t get a boner you will Swedish grenade

by anonymous June 3, 2025

Cum Grenade

When you’re going hard with a condom on, bust a nut, but don’t stop the action. Somewhere mid-thrust, the condom slips off and deploys like a sticky little Trojan paratrooper—inside her. When you fish it out, it’s completely empty. The payload? Delivered. Mission complete.

“Dude, last night was wild—I didn’t even realize I dropped a cum grenade until I pulled the wrapper out and it was bone dry.”

by Say when July 20, 2025