Goat Stump Breaking 

It is when you tie a goat to a stump and fuck it to death.

Lee is sick, you know he went Goat Stump Breaking yesterday?

Goat Stump Breaking by Hugo-Sticky Tits October 7, 2010

goat rodeo 

An emergency situation that goes extremely bad.

Last night we had a real goat rodeo; it's the weekend payday syndrome.

goat rodeo by Duckbutt April 27, 2006

goat heart 

when a guy flashes, holding his nuts and concealing his member. Named for the appearance of the genetalia.

not usually used in sentences,more of a phenomenon.

goat heart by thedudeman May 26, 2004

goat neck 

a tall skinny kid with poor cordination and usually runs track.

greg braidy.

god taylor, jimmy, steve fournier, and chirs pool are all such goatnecks

goat neck by big tim August 24, 2004

goat cock 

A cock in a form of the face of a goat

Madura Velupillai, dlorah reimer, megan cooper, and shayani rajmohan, and gajani sritharan goat cock

goat cock by Bobby Chungg June 6, 2009

goat pussy 

1. a man that shaves his whole head and face but leaves a little patch of hair under his chin like a little area rug.

2. an obsessed flamingo that really likes to lift his leg and piss all over his feet.

Marcus:"Yo whats up with that guy, he really likes to keep his chin warm in the winter"

Phillip"Yeah I want a goat pussy"

goat pussy by Mr. Richard Belding January 1, 2010

Goat Roped

To give up without even trying. Comes from a goat roping competition observation that once goats have been roped several times, they begin to just fall over and give up.

The IS help desk has completely goat roped the rest of the organization; when someone notices a problem they just give up and don't bother to call the help desk anymore.

Goat Roped by JoeJimBob September 30, 2008