Simon Fryman 

To say you want to Be fried and your name is simon

I want to Simon fryman while my name is simon

Simon Fryman by Fjfknbdjk March 23, 2022

Chicken in the Fryer 

Can mean anything you want it to, code for inside jokes about one specific person.
Usually used for code for a closeted person.

person A: "hey remember John Doe with that guy"
person B: "yeah! they were holding hands and everything"
John doe: "what are you guys talking about?"
person A or B: "chicken in the fryer"

Chicken in the Fryer by Anti nykoolad January 29, 2010

Finland Fork Fryer

Duct taping a metal fork to your testicles before thrusting your new appendage into the nearest electrical socket. The result is a charred ballsack filled with the liquid remains of your once fertile testes.

Kevin: My girlfriend told me that she finds burn victims attractive
Mark: Really? You should perform the Finland Fork Fryer and slap her in the face with your drooping, incinerated balls.

Finland Fork Fryer by Yogi--Bear May 25, 2020

McDonald's deep fryer 

A place where magical and intimate thing happen

Guy1: "it started as friendship but we ended up going to the McDonald's deep fryer in no time"
Guy2: *visibly salivating*

McDonald's deep fryer by Jawmy December 23, 2020

KFC Deep Fryer 

The only type of fast food cooking equipment that actively attracts rats to jump into it.

Rat 1: Hey look, a KFC deep fryer!
Rat 2: Aw fuck yeah, let's jump in!

KFC Deep Fryer by MegaHairyBalls June 9, 2022

the air fryer effect 

when you get an air fryer during your junior year of college and gain 30 pounds within 2 semesters because it is now more convenient than ever to make pizza rolls at midnight.

“damn, what happened to that girl? she used to be so fine?”

“it’s the air fryer effect.”

the air fryer effect by airfryervictim123 July 15, 2023

Frying Eyes 

Staring at a TV screen without blinking for long periods of time due to specific video games. Games that may induce frying eyes include rockband, guitar hero, and a variety of intense fighting games.

"I played rockband so much last night I started frying eyes!"

Frying Eyes by Hippopotamus90 February 20, 2010