no father conspiracy

dads are disappearing all around america and flocking to mexico... but why? most of the are drug cartels like my buddy Chris. but what about the good dads, some say the milk shortage in america is forcing them to long haul to mexico where they never return

Well be right back on channel 69 new with more on the no father conspiracy

by poo January 31, 2022

long feathered short brimmed hat

One way that certain men can secretly identify with each other. Probably started in Texas or Oklahoma.

When I first moved away from home, I was relieved to welcomed by other men with long feathered short brimmed hats.

by Muslim Goat January 3, 2023

Occipital Feather

The Occipital Feather, also known as the Gendering Feather, is the primary indicator of a plume's gender. The Occipital Feather is located at the apex of a standard vertical marching plume, and therefore, often times the highest point on the y-axis of a marching shako. It can be identified on the Alpha Strand, or the strand of feathers that ascends vertically through the middle of the Auxiliary Plumage, or the extra plumage that surrounds the center and points outwards to give the plume further definition. Plume gender can be identified by using the slope-intercept form and determining both the slope and y-intercept of the Occipital Feather. Both of these variables tend to be smaller on female plumes, although every plume is different. Determining the gender of plumes that have sustained contact with moisture is more difficult, but can still be achieved due to the solution misted onto each plume when it is manufactured. The solution causes the Occipital Feather to be heavier on one side or the other based on its gender. Male Occipital Feathers will fall slightly to the right and Female Occipital Feathers will fall slightly to the left.

Marcher 1: Hey I think you have a girl plume.
Marcher 2: Why do you say that.
Marcher 1: Your Occipital Feather is indicating female plumage. You might wanna switch that out.
Marcher 2: Now that I look at it, you're right. I'll go switch it out for a boy plume.

by BandNerdsInc October 7, 2023

pounding fathers

a group of four or more, preferably older, white men all gangbang one woman; who after finishing, sign their name on her.

My boys and I pulled a pounding fathers on Cathy the other night.

by mittens5483 November 7, 2023

Tar'n'Feather

One collects a handful of shaved pubic hair. When you Spiderman someone you then proceed to blow the handful of pubic hair in their face. The cum acting as the "Tar" and the pubic hair as the "Feathers"

Yeah, I woke my girlfriend up this morning with a good old Tar'n'Feather

by Georgina & Fun Bobby July 9, 2010

Dotted or Feathered?

A very common response to any sentence that includes the word "Indian". It is to distinguish the indigenous peoples of India from the Native Americans.

Intellectual person #1 "So I was talking to my Indian acquaintance last night...."

Intellectual person #2 "Dotted or feathered?"

Intellectual person #1 "Definitely dotted."

by NecroAssassin9 December 8, 2014

The Game of Fathers

A game in which three or more men ejaculate in a cup, stir it, and pour it in the female's vagina.

Whoever the child resembles the most in the end, keeps the baby and the woman.

Me, Josh, and Reagan played the game of fathers nine months ago. Reagan and Zoey are happily married with their new baby

by I-Am-The-Cold August 25, 2015