Fake Friend

1. Someone who talk about you/someone else, but is too scared to tell it to your face.

2. Someone who changes up when they get around certain people (Boys, popular people etc) can be a pick me girl too.

EXAMPLE 1:

Jessica: "Did you see how ugly Alyssa was today?"
Kaity: "Yeah, that sweater she had on was horrible."
*Alyssa comes*
Alyssa: "Hey guys!"
Jessica: "Hey, Aylssa!" *Smiles*
Kaity: "Your sweater is so cute!"
Alyssa: "Thanks!"

EXAMPLE 2:

Lora: "You are so pretty to day Lizzie."
Lizzie: "Thank you, so are you Lora."
Lora: "Yeah, and you smell nice."

*Boy comes*
Lora: "But you need to brush your teeth, your breath stinks." *Says loudly*
Lizzie: "Huh, but you just said i smell-"
Lora: *Starts talking to boy ignoring Lizzie*
Lizzie: "Your a fake friend." *Walks away*

by IWannaBeSmart July 2, 2021

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Fake guru

It’s essentially, “I will show you how to achieve this desired result, but first, you have to do this.”

The desired results they promote are often played off of our emotional and psychological wants such as money, freedom, status, wealth, prosperity, etc.

And in order to promote a false sense of credibility on their topic, they flaunt their wealth and material possessions such as a mansion, sports car, fake profit numbers on a screen, etc.

Fake gurus are basically the modern day snake oil salesmen.

Dan Lok is a fake guru

by Henrikj September 1, 2021

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Fake emo

A stupid arse hole who says they'll kill themselves if you don't like their snap chat. They are always off school for stupid reasons like I stubbed my toe. Also fake having a bad home life like saying "my mum shouted at me" also if they get called a fake depressing bitch they will cry their eyes out

Why is that fake emo crying this time

by Morgan_freeman_is_god32 September 6, 2021

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Fake Philanthropist

A "Fake Philanthropist" is commonly defined as Kyle Harwood. Kyle Harwood is a fake philanthropist that is located in north Georgia. Specifically, Blairsville, Georgia. Kyle Harwood is also commonly referred to as a slaphappy ginger. He proceeds to "Krrr" anyone who dares stand in his way.

That kid Kyle is such a "fake philanthropist."

by vodsn March 5, 2022

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Fake

In New York AAVE slang, 'fake' is used as an adverb which, rather strangely, is synonymous with 'seriously', 'really', etc.

The word used in this sense is prone to causing confusion for out-of-towners. For example, a New Yorker might say, 'I'm fake rich', meaning that he is really rich, but most AAVE-speakers outside of NYC would interpret this statement to mean that he is not really rich.

New Yorker: Yo, the girl I been talking to said she fake like me.
Out-of-towner: Fake like you? So, she don't like you?
New Yorker: Nah, I mean she really like me.
Out-of-towner: Y'all New York niggas' lingo mad weird.

by StephenFrmDaC November 20, 2022

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(FAKE BODY)

Used on TikTok in captions under posts. Used so that TikTok will think their body is fake (eg. a fake body suit) and TikTok then won't take it down because they wouldn't be showing their "real body."

*posts video showing what TikTok would take down* caption: (FAKE BODY)

TikTok: Fair enough, have a nice day.

by Rileyisafk December 18, 2022

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