Framing

When you smoke enough weed that you see everything in 'frames', (when really it's only because you're blinking a lot and don't know that you're blinking, you think life is like a 'book's pages flipping by really fast').

When I greened out at the party when I was fifteen I was totally framing, it freaked me out.

by jojo234555 May 5, 2011

flaming turquoise necktie

While having anal sex, you pull out and smack your cock on the girl or guys chest leaving the necktie bruise. The fecal matter around the bruise then looks like a flame.

see turquoise

I gave this chick a flaming turquoise necktie last night after I said it was the wrong hole.

by 9th Wonder January 15, 2006

Flamingo

Long legs, big nose.

See that flamingo behind the bar...?

by Jaugeon May 30, 2019

Flaming half wit

When a person has only half of their wit and has somehow managed to catch on fire.

j00 b33/\/ pwned by Grungemetal!

Josh: You're on fire. Yeah, stop playing counter strike and put it out.

by iwannabeanalcoholic April 23, 2005

Flaming Volcano

shaming technique When you pour a bag of pop rocks in a girl's cooch. When mixed just right, makes a foaming froth and burns like hell.

Also works in mouth or other orifice. (might as well cause you're gonna die afterwards anyway).

guy1: Dude, how'd you get that black eye?
guy2: I gave my girlfriend a flaming volcano... the black eye is nothing compared to my blue balls.

by rob _rob_rob December 14, 2008

Flaming mario

The term used for a homosexual that has a mustache, and makes Mario Noises when enjoying anal sex.

That dude looks like a Flaming Mario!

by Jeff Layton October 1, 2007

Flaming Vine

A flaming vine occurs when a male ejaculates or urinates directly upon an open flame (e.i. lighter, match, campfire, etc.) and the excretion becomes intentionally ignited, thus producing a string of fire, the Flaming Vine. On some occasions, the flames can backfire and ignite a persons genetalia, requiring potentionally embarassing medical attention.

And, in 1945, on the night of accidental conception, Mr. Bush had run out of his yearly supply of Colonial Condoms provided by the Senate, and figured that by producing a flaming vine all of the sperm will cease to live and therefore, preventing impregnation. This little plan failed miserably and thus, our 43rd presidant, George W. Bush was born.

by Dr. Professor Gnarly Sharps October 8, 2008