Bames Fact

A Bames fact is when someone answers a question, or makes a statement with what they assume to be correct in a factual manner, when in fact it is completely false.

A Bames fact is commonly followed up with aggressive insistence, even when shown blatant disproof of the Bames fact.
Rarely upon disproof, a Bames fact can be followed up with wild theories as to how the receiver of the Bames fact is somehow at fault.
IE: "Dude I recorded the conversation, listen to it!" - "That must have came through your speakers wrong"

"Did you know that pizza originated in Asia?"
"idk man that sounds like a Bames fact"

"I heard somewhere that ----------"
"are you sure that isn't a Bames fact?

by Un0Wh0 April 24, 2021

Ralph Fact

A fact that may or may not be useless, but a person named Ralph knows it and it's a very Ralphy fact.

Ralph:"Yo wuz good man did you know pee is stored in the ballzzz???"

Person:"Eyyy man I didn't know that, that's a dope ass Ralph fact!"

Ralph:"Hellz yeah man plus my wife left me"

by MC Shrivel Ball May 30, 2021

sleepy facetime

when you fall asleep with your bestie or man on the phone.

#sleepy facetime #sleepyft #faceTime #lol

by anonymous409 November 9, 2021

National FaceTime fap day

On November 16th you and your partner have to fap on face time no questions asked

Hey it’s November 16th You have to

Do national facetime fap day

by Foxxiegirl November 16, 2021

World fact

(adj) a fact,statement, or opinion that is mostly incorrect or misleading and is claimed to be a large group's opinion, idea, or statement when nobody gives a fuck

Example: world said the sky is green and everybody knows that what a world fact

by Pyro7605 January 3, 2022

Politi-Fact

A politicized rendetion of truth according to the whims of a corporate monied establishment that creates its own truth and reality to impose what is false as Truth on the masses in support of their interests

too many Politi-fact checks could get you cancelled

by SnowHotep January 30, 2022

J Fact

A non-malicious and unknowing lie. A piece of information that may loosely resemble the truth but leaves the listener with obvious suspicion. Often circulated by those with names starting with the letter J

Jansynn: Did you know all dogs are born with ADHD?
Ethan: J fact! J fact!

by GreedyGrimer March 22, 2022