Penis Face

A word to describe someone who has a face that looks like a penis.

Have you looked in the mirror lately, penis face?

by Jackson January 25, 2004

shit faced

sooo drunk, high, outta it that u have NO idea whats happenin

he was too shit faced to remember the whole fight

by katie bahr February 3, 2003

face ass

Word used to end a sentence after making fun of someone.

Chase: "I went shopping at the mall today"
Devonte: "Look at you and your shop till i drop face ass"

by Ponch Crane October 8, 2007

shit-faced

having reached the stage of consuming an undefinable amount of alcohol that the world according to yourself seems either:
a) pretty damn sexy
b) very loud
c) uncontrolably unstable
d) all of the above
Most likely, once you have reached this stage, the enjoyment lasts only until you become in contact with someone that you saw/attempted to speak to that night.

John was so damn shit-faced that night he forgot the bad ass things he got into

by Drunken Joe October 3, 2006

North Face

1) A well-known brand of very high quality outdoor gear, especially jackets, backpacks, and tents.

2) A brand-name that has regrettably been appropriated by thugs and yuppies alike as a way of either projecting an image of wealth or interest in rugged activities and the great outdoors.

I was talking to this guy at the trailhead, and noticed that even though his North Face pack had to be a good 15-20 years old and faded from the sun, it wasn't ripped and all the seams were still solid! I hope my Gore-tex jacket lasts that long.

by FunkyBumpkin April 29, 2005

flush faced

The embarrassing situation where,as a guest in another's home,you stop up their toilet and it overflows with your colon contents.This can innocently occur due to unfamiliarity with the nuances of the particular brand of toilet and its digestion capacity.In any case,don't expect and invite back.......EVER.

I was totally flush faced when I stopped up Aunt Saggy's toilet.

by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011

eat face

to swap spit; to french kiss, to snog

this was a vulgar preppism (yes preppys can be as vulgar as they wanna be) circa the last days of disco

I saw Rob and Tara outside eating face.

by Mandingoe May 28, 2004