maintenance engineer

Plain old Janitor

David trynna polish a turd by calling himself a Maintenance Engineer.

by JP4RMHP September 23, 2020

ABS ENGINEERING SOLUTIONS

ABS ENGINEERING SOLUTIONS

ABS ENGINEERING SOLUTIONS

by absenggsolutions September 28, 2020

Engine

In general (chat). Usually referring to a presence in said chat and an invite to join.

"Engine"
"Aight dude I'll be there in a sec my dude, my mic is being retarded."

by LoafO'Disease October 24, 2020

Engineer's Justice

An unlucky thing to happen in the game Puzzle & Dragons where a skyfall combo ruins a cascade. It's explained in the video ww w.you tube.c om/wat ch?v = Tud3JFWNY1M (remove the spaces).

Person A: I wanted to beat the new hard dungeon, but Engineer's Justice ruined me.
Person B: Maybe you'll beat it next time.

by These are NOT POODLES November 3, 2020

The First Law of Engineering

The premise that 1) Anything can be fixed by hitting it with a hammer, and 2) If you cannot fix the problem, you do not have a big enough hammer.

See also: Percussive Maintenance, Harmonic Persuasion.

"It's The First Law of Engineering, Leonidas,” Granadica sent. “If you can’t fix it, you’re not using a big enough hammer.”

-Granadica in The Hot Gate, book three of the Troy Rising series by John Ringo

by Western_Rambler November 5, 2020

religious engine-cranking

Onomatopoeia description for the sound of a starter-motor.

When cold-starting a vehicle with a carburetor instead of fuel injection, one should use this religious engine-cranking method:
(1) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor twice. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(2) Crank the engine for one second. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(3) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor two more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine for one second again. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(5) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor three more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine again for several rotations; it should start this time. ("Jesuit-esuit-esuit-esuit-vrOOOOM!!")

by QuacksO September 30, 2020

reverse engineering

C'est quand tu te fais avoir.
Sale merde.

je sais pas reverse engineering

by frgbgnrtght October 9, 2020