polynomial relationship

a better choice of words for an open relationship.

X+Y+Z= YES PLEASE

Chad, Zachary, and I should be in a polynomial relationship

by jcassidy23 February 16, 2018

Erection Pants

Erection Pants are pants that don't fit in the crotch area and are too loose/baggy. This causes the fabric at the crotch to bunch up when the person sits down, making him/her look like he/she has an erection.

Person 1: "Wow, Tina lost a lot of weight!"

Person 2: "Yeah, you can tell just by looking at her erection pants."

or

Person 1: "These jeans just don't fit! They're so baggy!"

Person: "You have a pair of erection pants, my friend."

by Sings24 January 3, 2011

Tongue Erection

The tingling sensation you get in anticipation before eating something sour (generally associated with sour candy).

Right before I ate that sour patch kid, my tongue got all tingly in anticipation; I had a really big tongue erection.

by Eitamic April 20, 2010

open relationship

a). a facebook setting that allows you to give in to your sluttastic urges while keeping a "saftey net" around in the event that you're unable to hook up with anything hotter.

b). a great way to set yourself up for some hellish drama, instead of being honest with your significant other.

"oh there's no need to worry about milliscent, we're in an open relationship. yeah we just need some time- SHIT, milliscent's here! act cool, we were just talking...about...chinese fireworks. that's right, chinese fireworks and not hooking up with eacho- hey babe, how's it goin'? you okay, you look upset. you wanna talk about it, i- hey milly, babe come back!"

by jon burton June 16, 2006

Relationship

When two people (usually two members of the opposite sex) get together and are usually in love and share everything they have. Including power and ability to make decisions.

We've been in this relationship for a while and its going great.

by Kito December 1, 2004

Relationshit

1. A relationship that has gone horribly wrong.

2. What Dane Cook likes to call his relationships.

"John why don't you just break up with that bitch, your going through a relationshit!"

by Twatserman March 26, 2009

relationskype

A relationship in which communication exists primarily through Skype.

Dude, you guys hardly ever see each other. May as well call your relationship a relationSkype.

by FratDaddy11 January 10, 2011