dude diligence

Getting proper approval from your male friend(s) to proceed with a course of action.

Chuck: Dude, I just saw Rick macking with Kate at the mall. I thought Kate was still with Tommy.
Sean: Hey man, it’s cool. I heard that Rick broke it off with Kate and he cleared Tommy to date Kate, so Tommy did his dude diligence.

by the comand'r November 14, 2013

jacuzzi mc dude

A Jacuzzi Mc Dude is a male that wears such clothing items as black silken button up shirts with tribal designs or flames, extremely baggy worn out jeans and/ or cargo pants or shorts. They have also been known to wear camo pants*. Such accecories include chains hanging from thier thick black leather wallets. Sahrk-toth necklaces as well as tribal leather bands adorn their necks and wrists. Their hair is almost always spiked up in a curly sort of way. Most of the time, they wear immitation "Spy" sunglasses they purchased from the swap meet.They also have shitty lambchops and a soul patch in the making. The are quite easy to spot, as the listen to ridiculous music such as Korn, Slipknot, Disturbed, and Linkin Park. Most of them are tall and gangly, and have abnormal features. He has absolutely nothing to do with a jacuzzi.

*Camo pants are fucking gay and are only for those whose parents resent them horribly. Camo shorts on the other hand, are more than acceptable.

Kumar is such a jacuzzi mc dude, that he killed a man with his wallet chain.

by Jotrickson November 23, 2006

dodgeball

A very fun game that is being outlawed ONLY IN AMERICA (thus creating one of the many reasons why Canada is better :D), because a bunch of liberal Americans want to have the USA's kids playing more football. It involves people set up into two teams, each getting a bunch of balls and throwing the balls at whoever is on their enemy team. If a person is hit at or below their groin, they are out(meaning they stop playing unless you are playing Revenge dodgeball, where players that are knocked out have a chance to get back in). However, most people (regardless of how accurate they are) have a difficult time accomplishing this, because anybody who's not a dumbass will do one of the following:

A. Keep an extra ball handy for blocking other balls, unless you are playing Time Catch dodgeball(where you can only hold a ball you catch for 3 seconds max or you are out).
B. Grab the ball(most common).
C. Pull off an uber-cool Matrix-style dodge and leave your opponent in tears.

The game of dodgeball has been modified into many different kinds of play, making it an extremely fun and versatile game. Also, it's ridiculously easy to set up and play.

1. Let's play dodgeball!

by Jerry Cheesecake January 5, 2004

Walkin Dude

the alias of Randall Flagg in Stephen King books. Aliases include The Ageless Stranger

Beware of the Walkin Dude

by efc89 August 29, 2004

dude

1) a word to say when you can't think of the person you're referring to's name

2) a cool person

3) a word commonly said by stoners, surfers, skaters, and punks

1) "Hey you! Uh... Dude! What's your name?"

2) Vanity Smurf is a dude.

3) "Dude, did you see that dude mosh at the concert last night?"

by Gwen Stefani Grrl February 21, 2004

cool dude

is a persone who is always calm, sociable, has great sense in music, doesnt have any problems whatsoever and is a persone to talk to when you a problem or (almost every time he has the solution)this guy is so confedent that he really doesnt mind being bothered.

matt: that alan is really a cool dude he told me what to do to get that hot chick
sean: dude no way, your f***ing headius
matt: i know, what can i tell youm
matt: only that he is a cool dude!

by none85 April 25, 2005

Soap Dodger

Generally unclean or grubby person. One who avoids washing regularly. A person of questionable personal hygeine.

Festival Cop 1: See me when I twatted that soap dodger over the head?
Festival Cop 2: Yeah! I knobbled six of the scruffy fuckers today. Filthy fuckers...
Soap Dodger: That's harassment, maan. Babykiller!
Festival Cop 1: Right, you're fucking kneecapped.

by Kit Shicker February 22, 2003