Knobbled 

To be completely screwed over by the world and/or another person

i'm completley knobbled! I havn't done my homework

Knobbled by Jono The Great July 14, 2006

cop knobbler

One who purchases and drives a used police vehicle because he's an asshole; particularly one who gets a motorcycle and wears an "official" looking helmet to go along with his cheap, crooked aviator sunglasses and cheesy, porn mustache.

All of a sudden this patrol car pulls right up on my ass, I start shoving the buds in my mouth and chewing like crazy - then I realize he's just a fuckin' cop knobbler! ... so I ran him off the road.

cop knobbler by thedalailummox September 1, 2010

cob knobbler 

A woman (or man, whatever submerges your submarine) who gives awful blow jobs. The name originates from Cobzeus, the Norwegian goddess or corn shucking, who once treated Hermes' penis as a cob of corn.

Yeah, Julia Roberts is really hot, but i heard she was a cob knobbler. And anyways, she's a homewrecker, and she's not hot.

cob knobbler by Hanzeus September 29, 2003

Knobbed 

To have sex

i knobbed her

Knobbed by Jay See February 23, 2004

knobbler 

A contraction of the word knob gobbler. A person who performs fellatio

Diana is Shah's knobbler.

knobbler by Bob'syeruncle January 11, 2009

Knebbled 

This is the word that my (then) 4 year old daughter told me she had done to herself when she hurt her leg . . . 'Dad (she said crying) . . . I've knebbled myself!' - This word is now commonly used in our household - and is spreading through the local village primary school.

I fell over a tent guy rope and knebbled my ankle. I fell and knebbled my arm . . . .

Knebbled by JerDeBer February 3, 2010

fart knobbed 

When you are having anal with a girl and she farts on your knob..."Fart knob"

Me and my girlfriend were having wild butt sex and she farted on me, now all the guys say I've been fart knobbed...

fart knobbed by tnt dynamite September 28, 2013