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Drivers ed'ed

To be run over by the crazy learner's permit girl.
Cheerleader got drivers ed'ed by the learners permit girl while she had her hands on 2'oclock and 10'oclock
by Xero July 1, 2005
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Bus Driver

To deliberately and selfishly divulge information about a coworker for the sole purpose of gaining an upper hand on said coworker to an authoritative third party (i.e. the boss).
Jordan: “Matt, can you believe what Fisher did?”
Matt: “What did he do now?"
Jordan: “I was only 5 minutes late, FJ was not in the office yet and had no idea i was late, then Fisher completely bus drove me by telling FJ i was late to work!”
Matt: “Yeah Fisher is such a fucking BUS DRIVER!”
by Matt Dom April 5, 2008
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lemme drive the boat

Doing or saying something bold/ risky
Going on a boat ride and asking the boat driver if you could drive the boat knowing you have no experience whatsoever

Or

*Being at a party and your friends are drinking and you start drinking knowing you have a low tolerance *
Friend: wanna drink

You: lemme drive the boat
by Vibeashle April 5, 2019
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Cincinnati Test Drive

A 69 that takes place in a car, with the male driving and the female having her legs around the man's head, leaving his hands free for steering. A car with a sunroof is preferable, as it gives the woman more room for her legs.
My girlfriend wanted to go check out a new Civic, but as soon as we got the keys, we decided to give it the old Cincinnati Test Drive.

On the way home from Pittsburgh my wife was so horny that she couldn't wait, so we popped the sunroof and had ourselves a Cincinnati Test Drive
by kungfu44 August 10, 2006
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drivers

People who are willing to endanger, hurt and/or kill someone else on the road, along with damaging the other party's vehicle, as long as they don't have to wait that extra ten seconds.
Like other drivers, I want to get to my destination, too. Unlike other drivers, I'm not willing to kill a family of four on the way.
by Black Kat August 6, 2006
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Tesla Driver

A guy who sucks his own penis in a Tesla Car.
“Bro, you’re a Tesla driver
by Lolsaxfifth September 9, 2018
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Driving Sock

When a male takes the sock from a golf club, the driver, and put it down your pants while you drive your car so it appears that you have an enlarged penis.
Random Girl: Wow! That Guy has a HUGE dick!
Random Guy: Nope, just a big driver.

OR

Driver: I feel like more of a man with my driving sock because I look like more of a man.
by TREA STUMP February 19, 2011
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