A sense one comes across after many years of experience of knowing douches. This sense makes you able to detect if a person is douche or not by looking at their clothes/listening to how they talk/ect.
I used my douche detection skills when I heard a car speed off on the residential street outside my window. He was defiantly a douche.
by xgabbyblu November 17, 2009
Get the Douche Detectionmug. Some of the members of my debate team were being complete douche-whores when they let us get lost while they went to Yogurtland and Jamba Juice.
by Jim Bob the Debater March 8, 2011
Get the douche-whoremug. a method of speaking to a person in a tone and manner that causes said person to believe that the speaker cares, is friendly, and is sensitive to the person's emotions/needs. But when 'you' step back and really think about the words being spoken, the speaker is actually being a complete ass and telling the person that they need to go fuck themselves.
by Kwaz8 July 13, 2014
Get the dry douchemug. by MaryMack March 14, 2010
Get the Bag of Douchesmug. by vingratis March 18, 2009
Get the Iceberg Douchemug. a douche bag that talks extremely loud when talking on a blue tooth headset in a small space like an elevator
by onsluaght94 March 13, 2009
Get the douche toothmug.