Iceberg Douche

Only 10% of doucheness can be seen but you know there is 90% more beneath the surface.

That guy was cool but turned out to be a real iceberg douche once you get to know him.

by vingratis March 18, 2009

Douche Detection

A sense one comes across after many years of experience of knowing douches. This sense makes you able to detect if a person is douche or not by looking at their clothes/listening to how they talk/ect.

I used my douche detection skills when I heard a car speed off on the residential street outside my window. He was defiantly a douche.

by xgabbyblu November 17, 2009

dry douche

a method of speaking to a person in a tone and manner that causes said person to believe that the speaker cares, is friendly, and is sensitive to the person's emotions/needs. But when 'you' step back and really think about the words being spoken, the speaker is actually being a complete ass and telling the person that they need to go fuck themselves.

The officer just dry douched that suspect.

by Kwaz8 July 13, 2014

douche-whore

A person who whores out his/her douchiness (aka is extremely rude/mean to everyone)

Some of the members of my debate team were being complete douche-whores when they let us get lost while they went to Yogurtland and Jamba Juice.

by Jim Bob the Debater March 8, 2011

Bag of Douches

A plural amount of douches.

Matthew, the stud muffin, is a BAG OF DOUCHES!

by MaryMack March 14, 2010

blue douche

after Election Day 2018 when America partially rid itself of incompetent racist complicit cheating republicans

2018's Midterm Elections' Blue Tsunami was actually a blue douche where a good portion GOP fuckers were flushed out for a new Democratic congress

by Uncle Joosie May 3, 2019

Douche Paddle

Someone who is bigger then a douche bag, yet smaller then a douche canoe. Thus meaning the Douche Paddle For the Douche Canoe.

Person 1 - 'Alright, you get half a quarter of my burger.'

Person 2 - 'Dude I haven't eaten since yesterday!'

Person 1 - 'Too bad, fag.

Person 2 - 'Dude you are such a Douche Paddle.

by JezzInMyPants November 1, 2009