doin da heizman

pushin away a girl cause her breath stank or she got no bank

your in a club and a girl comes up to you but her breath stank you push her away like your doin da heizman pose, or a girl is just hanging around cause u got money you need to push that ho away

by malberts January 1, 2007

DOIP (Drunk Over IP)

Participating in a Drinking Event with a buddy over some form of internet based communication, meant to be used for partying over long distances. (Originally involved starting a Power Houring at the same time with a common playlist).

Just because you're in New Hampshire doesn't mean we can't drink, we can DOIP (Drunk Over IP) Power Hour later...

by PeteGuy September 29, 2008

Doily Queen

A gay man who keeps his home like an old lady would, which would surprise you had you not seen their home before based on how they carry themselves in the outside world.

The home would most likely be filled with gorgeous and well-kept antiques, little ceramic figurines and other fancy (but lame) knick-knacks, and DOILIES on everything. This home is often shared with an annoying, tiny, yippy dog that no one loves but the owner.

These Doily Queens often surprise those who have only met or seen them in the outside world. They often go to leather or biker bars, have unkempt facial hair, and possibly have sex in these seedy bars.

by CadeRageous January 10, 2009

Doii

Doii is an exaggerated way of saying Duh

Person 1: The sun is hot
Person 2: Well doii

by Fredsky1476 November 26, 2016

doinker

A short young chubby girl, usually dressed oddly, and often evoking a mild sense of pity.

The bee-girl from the Blind Melon video No Rain is clearly a doinker.

by thoughtless pig September 14, 2006

What Aren't I Doing?

The disarming response to the such questions as, "what are you doing?", "what are you talking about?, and "what is your problem?", substituting some words in your response to fit the question. It is a more polite way to tell that guy in english to fuck off. In order to be used correctly, you must say it the moment the question you are being asked ends. Usually starting with who, what, when, where, why or how, containing one of the contractions hasn't, aren't, won't, shouldn't, or wasn't, and containing a verb. Using it is an automatic +20 pts.

1) - U.S.A.: "who else have you bombed, afghanistan?"

- Afghanistan: "who haven't i bombed?"

2) -Jim: "God dammit, who here else has fucked my girlfriend?"
-Dan: "Honestly Jim, who hasn't fucked your girlfriend?

3)-Man 1: "What are you doing?"

-Man 2, interjecting: "I think the correct question would be what aren't i doing?

by Mr. Yell-O March 2, 2010

doin'

1. In the USA - Doin' is simply short slang for the word "doing." It may be used in many ways, but the jist of how it is used is practically the same.

Hey Boy! What are you doin' over there behind the shed? Come outta there before I shoot ya fulla holes!

by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010