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red dildo

An adjective used to describe a situation in which everyone is in "fucked".

When yelled, it can be a warning to others to hide from someone who is not liked.
Someone yells "red dildo!" Dorm room doors slam shut.
by Jimbo Pierce November 21, 2007
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Dillon

The biggest bitch you'll ever meet in your life. This asshole always has a knife in his pocket and is ready to strike whenever he feels like. This idiot is secretly gay. Is a burden to anyone in his life. Avoid at ALL costs
SHUT UP Dillion!!!!

Bus driver: SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!
kylee: who is that?
Me: who do you think?

Both: Dillon🙄
by #Jazer05 September 6, 2016
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Haiti Dildo

A dildo which when turned to the "on" position sounds and feels like the Haiti earthquake to all occupants of the house. Please not that a Haiti Dildo may be heard and felt by more tha ust the occupants of the house.
Damn man that girl next door was using her Haiti dildo again. My beer almost shook right of the table!
by CVC7007 December 27, 2010
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Dildo Baggins

A Hobbit residing in Sonipat, Haryana by the alias of Saurabh Dhillon.(Dhill-o, Dild-o).

He has no ring. He just has an unnaturally brilliant ability to live off people.

Also a descendant of the common parasite.
He bummed a ciggarette off me again.

Bloody Dildo Baggins!
by Beelzebub234 October 13, 2011
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dildo nubbins

another term for a noob or newbie. Derived from Bilbo Baggins from the lord of the rings, a dildo and newbie.
"Shut the fuck up dildo nubbins." "Jack acts like such a fuckin dildo nubbins."
by Kraut April 4, 2005
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dildo fish

A quatic vertebrate animals that are typically ectothermic, often in a lifless, stunned or frozen state from being kept in a sea food market display case before being abruptly removed either by aroused customer or clerk to be used as a vaginal, or in some rare cases rectal pleasure device.
After a long tense moment in which Beatrice stared longingly into his eyes and then down his lobster-stained apron to his bulging package, Marty smashed the freezer glass with his meaty fist and grabbed the first dildo fish he could get his hands on, an atlantic salmon.
by johnnyface February 1, 2009
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dildo

The word dildo has many meanings.

As a noun, it is a weapon dating back from the Muff Diving Age, used by our lesbian ancestors to ward off attacking men. When wielded it would cause men to look confused, scratch their crotches and wonder how women could have fun without the real thing.

As a verb, it means ‘to look at someone saliciously, with intent to get into their pants, and buy a U-Haul/and or/apartment together the next week’.

As an adjective, it can be used to describe certain women who are tall, stand very straight, and occasionally, vibrate. As you might imagine, these types of women are very popular with young lesbians.
Lesbian: Did you see Lisa? She was totally dildoing me with her eyes earlier.

Lesbian 2, from England: Phwwoaaar, did you see the attachments on that one? She is so dildo!
by recallthelessons October 17, 2010
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