by BadassMemes June 19, 2016
A North American WASP male who is usually over 35, has money to burn and owns a boat. You can tell him by his delightful pleated khakis, collared golf shirt and casual penny loafers or slightly worn dockers shoes. A Boat Dad is often found on or near a wharf, dock, boat or bar overlooking a harbor. He doesn't necessarily have to be a real father and usually is eager to buy strong drinks for much younger women.
Oh my god Debby, did you see that Boat Dad all the way to the right of the bar? He totally tried to buy me a cosmo. What a creep!
by Boat Dad August 10, 2009
this dude humped some chick, then boned the hell outta there... now she gots a kid and he ain't givin her nuttin. he's a deadbeat MF dad
by spanky July 10, 2003
Middle-aged blue-collar male tending toward conservatism. An updated term to counter soccer mom. See also NASCAR Dads.
It is no surprise to note the influence of the coveted NASCAR dad vote to the successful election of King George.
by kinsmed May 04, 2005
A palpable feeling that a man is a dad. Usually happens when he is around your own father's age and is kind or has the same demeanor, such as a teacher. Also celebrities with beards sometimes give off "dad vibes". He just seems like a dad.
A: "Mr. B is giving off some serious dad vibes."
Mr. B: "What?"
A: "You just seem like a cool dad."
Mr. B: "Oh. Well I do have a kid."
Mr. B: "What?"
A: "You just seem like a cool dad."
Mr. B: "Oh. Well I do have a kid."
by AnnaAspen November 30, 2016
by slice267999292 January 12, 2012
A very smelly man who doesnt have a job, and spends his days making stupid things out of garbage, such as "Metal Trees", and "Fridge Race Cars". See also fartknights
by anonymous April 08, 2004