Commando

Being convicted of statutory rape while working/attending Hendersonville High School

John: You hear about the JROTC Commander at HHS?
Shaun Holinsworth: Yessir he was a true commando

by Mark Anderton August 29, 2018

Colander Whore

A person who has all their holes used and then drains liquod

"Did you here about Charles and his Colander Whore"

by Johnny FuckWit October 31, 2019

Commanditory

demanding more attention than mandatory

This meeting is of the highest importance; it’s commanditory

by T/Roy November 4, 2019

Commando Shield

When you use underwear (preferably clean boxers) as an emergency MASK. You put your head in the waistband and through one leg, allowing the material to cover your leg. You put the other leg, bottom first over the top you your head. Fold the waistband under and you are done and protected.

A "Dirty Commando Shield" would be in an extreme emergency situation when you are forced to remove your underwear and use it as a mask as described above.

I tried to go to the store but they wouldn't let me in without a mask, so I returned to the car and put on my commando shield.

by Lindylvr April 17, 2020

commandantpart

Field marshal of Canadian armed forces, dumb, can't even plan an attack against a 20 members group, known for sucking tia's dick

Do the commandantpart and (INSERT BAD FM JOKE HERE)

by Sirisex June 7, 2020

Commanda

When a female does not wear underwear. Feminine of commando. Also known as free lipping.

Her pussy was hanging out of her shorts because she was going commanda.

by Joe Schmoee79 July 11, 2020

colander

When one ear has so many piercings that is equal amounts holes and flesh

Damn that girl has colanders for ears!

by ColanderCook August 14, 2020