A joke so funny you shouldn't drink or eat when someone's telling you it. (Or else you might choke because of laughter.)
This word just came into my head one night.
This word just came into my head one night.
I don't know a good example cuz I'm not funny.
Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke,
Choke-Joke, Coke's a joke, Choke-Joke,
Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke.
Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke,
Choke-Joke, Coke's a joke, Choke-Joke,
Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke.
by Levi loves soos April 08, 2017
When you put your dick in a girls mouth, hold it there and grab the bulge, making her caww, resembling a seagull choking on a hot dog.
Face fucked this bird last night, gave her the choking seagull and she cawed loud enough to remind me of my times at the beach.
by Gedgemeister General October 02, 2019
When you get so high you pass out or hold your breath for a rudely amount of time that you ignore everyone who tries to talk to you.
High Guy 1:So how do you get high without all that usage?
High Guy 2: I got so high, I almost passed out. First puff, just held it in till I got dizzy and exhaled for that ultimate choke hold high!
High Guy 2: I got so high, I almost passed out. First puff, just held it in till I got dizzy and exhaled for that ultimate choke hold high!
by Mrs Mrs Mrs June 15, 2023
When you’re blowing a British guy (or perhaps multiple British men) and choke on their dick and/or cum, at which point the Man responsible for the choking can say “Cheerio” if they so choose
“Hey what happened to that girl last night? She was coughing like crazy.”
“Oh dude she was totally Choking on Cheerios in the bathroom.”
“Oh dude she was totally Choking on Cheerios in the bathroom.”
by Screw-It-I'm-Out June 19, 2021
A gay threesome where the pivot man is taking one in the ass by one guy and getting blown by the other
by TheRealBigBee January 22, 2018
“ We were having sex and he told me to take a hit and hold it in while he choked me, it was so hot, I think I’m going to call it Choke smoke hold
by Little cheese pies March 23, 2021
To urinate while erect, thus having to apply a force with one or more hands to aim downward to the toilet bowl.
by SargentSavage April 19, 2020