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Captain carrot

Jewish superhero who protects the 3047
by Roughyy99 August 21, 2020
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The cold carrot

When a group of mexicans have an orgi using only carrots that coke freshly from there fridge
Yo homey get the cold carrot from the fridge
by Sean Collins December 6, 2021
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fabulous carrot

A funny vegetable obsessed with sex and is often found in cnclowns twitch live streams
fabulous carrot has broken my laugh bones
by The best carrot 2k17 June 16, 2017
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eat your carrots and broccoli

used instead of the phrase "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told".
a boy, eating, lol, carrots, brocolli, and other stewed vegetables for breakfast, asks his dad:

boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?

dad: because it's fun, you can socialize with people outside the family circle, George. And you gain knowledge that will later permit you to make something out of yourself. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket. Please eat your carrots and broccoli. Then just pick up your things so I can take you to class.
by Sexydimma May 25, 2012
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waxin the carrot

"I'll meet u there as soon as she's done waxin the carrot."
by Jus sayin July 1, 2015
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Dip the carrot in the mayonnaise

An alternative way to discreetly refer to sex. In close resemblance with phrases such as "bury the bone".
Man- "Hey there baby, how about you come on over to my house and we can dip the carrot in the mayonnaise".
Woman- Nigga what
by EricShun808 March 16, 2021
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