A broke auntie is someone (mostly a woman) who is either so occupied in life that they can’t take care of themselves or someone who has been through a lot of shit or has mental health problems which causes them to completely let themselves go. They also have really messy and tangled hair because they haven’t showered in weeks/days, their blonde/brown/ginger/etc roots are coming in if they’ve dyed their hair.
Their legs/armpits/body is really hairy because they haven’t shaved or showered in weeks/days because of everything going on in their life. They are also really ugly people, *no offense, please don’t take this too seriously*, and I know what you might be thinking “okay, maybe some but not all of them”, but no, I mean it, all of them are ugly and it’s a FACT not an opinion.
Keep in mind you don’t have to be broke or an auntie to be like this or to fit this description. It all just depends on the way that one looks and acts. And besides it’s just a stereotype that isn’t meant to be taken seriously at all.
Their legs/armpits/body is really hairy because they haven’t shaved or showered in weeks/days because of everything going on in their life. They are also really ugly people, *no offense, please don’t take this too seriously*, and I know what you might be thinking “okay, maybe some but not all of them”, but no, I mean it, all of them are ugly and it’s a FACT not an opinion.
Keep in mind you don’t have to be broke or an auntie to be like this or to fit this description. It all just depends on the way that one looks and acts. And besides it’s just a stereotype that isn’t meant to be taken seriously at all.
Tiffany: I need to do something with myself, I look like… somebody’s broke auntie.
Random person: Just take a FUCKING SHOWER!!!
Random person: Just take a FUCKING SHOWER!!!
by CallMeCrimson44 June 21, 2022
A bug that does the opposite of the Woke Brain Virus, making people believe that landowners have the right to violently impose their will on people using the resources of the land the claim to own and that people who oppose the will of people claiming ownership of land should be able to dictate government policy are mentally ill from the Woke Brain Virus and are enemies of the state.
All of the anti-transgender executive orders are the result of the broke brain virus working in President Trump and his base.
by WhistleBlower0013 January 29, 2025
by mikesbleedinganus November 10, 2023
A Broke Back Bagpipe, is when you simultaneously blow air into your partners ass, after that, your partner will fart that air, back into your airway.
by Jonathan (JJ) January 11, 2016
A slang insult suggesting that someone is overweight, implying that their fridge will be broken to prevent them from eating. Used in a mocking or derogatory way.
(#1) "I don't think we can both fit on this couch"
(#2) "Are you calling me fat?
(#2)"Can you believe it? She just broke my fridge"
(#2) "Are you calling me fat?
(#2)"Can you believe it? She just broke my fridge"
by Hanboob February 21, 2025
A complete retard most likely from the OG com who has no knowledge of anything and claims to be rich but wont show pof and sits on a 4 letter instagram.
-neon
-neon
by neonpig April 17, 2020
Someone who is always down to hang out and spend time with you on your dime. Never has any money but always wants to go out to eat.
Them: Hey! Why didn't you invite Bella to lunch today?
Me: I would but shes always broke
Them: But she's your best friend
Me: *shrugs* Yeah my broke best friend
Me: I would but shes always broke
Them: But she's your best friend
Me: *shrugs* Yeah my broke best friend
by NArencibia April 04, 2022