Talk Blocking

When you set the mood with your significant other, and you're about to have sex, but they talk with you so long it kills the mood and your erection.

John dims the lights in his bedroom and sits close to Katherine.
John: Hey baby, you ready?
Katherine: I can't believe Mark cheated on Jessica....... Wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa
John: °keeps a concerned face and pretends to listen to conversation. Overtime his penis turns into an inny
*The Next day
Bill: So how was your special day with Katherine
John: She was Talk Blocking me all night...

by Guessimist September 10, 2015

mogul blocking

is a slang term for an action, intentional or not, that serves to prevent someone from reaching their full potential and goals to being well compensated. Such behavior is often motivated by greed, jealousy, competitiveness, or pettiness, although it is sometimes accidental. A mogulblocker is a person who engages in such obstruction usually for his/her own gain.

Hey if Bill's not slacking off on the clock, he's turning our customers to the competition! I've had it with his mogul blocking ass!

Dude if you don't like my merch, that's cool but why throw dirt on my name and block my mogul???

You: I'm getting peeled by my ex-wife and her lawyer!
Me: Wow what a mogulblocker!

by Airtight June 10, 2016

Doc Blocking

When a patient with chronic illnesses/rare diseases are refused treatment or diagnostic services due to ignorant doctors.

I need IV infusions but my cardiologist is doc blocking me.

by eppiebreene May 19, 2016

Fart Blowing

While receiving a blowjob, you let out a fart. This fart smells so bad, but to make sure the person giving you a blowjob doesn't notice the smell, so you pull your penis out of the person's mouth and ejaculate up their nose.

Yo dude, I let out the nastiest fart last night and I had to do some fart blowing.

by Nickell_Pickell May 18, 2016

Eye Blocking

When you see a girl with real nice assets but her boyfriend blocks your view of her.

"Nigga You See That! Trent is Eye Blocking Me From Seeing His Girls's Ass.

by JackTheJobber March 8, 2017

Steven Blockinger

Steven Blockinger is a breed of man with a warm heart and an enormous reproductive appendage.

I need a REAL Steven Blockinger to stretch me out.

by Thedangler602 May 6, 2017

Bottle blowing

When a woman is so sexually frustrated and deprived she resorts to blowing a glass beer bottle. This usually comes before using it as a dildo.

I caught my sister bottle blowing yes day and I was disgusted and slightly turned on at the same time.

by Whitakersauce12 June 3, 2017