blarse

A Scottish slang term describing a small behind or backside, often used humorously or affectionately. Typically refers to someone whose back is leading directly into their notably petite rear end.

"Did ye see that lad in the bright pants? He's got a proper blarse !"

by TamsBotR January 31, 2025

Blarpage

A BLARPAGE IS A SOUND THAT IS MADE BY PUTTING 2 FINGERS ON YOUR CHEEKS AND THEN MAKING A FART NOISE THATS WET.

I did a massive blarpage in my pants.

by BLARPAGEONSTICK February 18, 2025

Blart

To reach a climax during sex or masturbation ( typically men )

Dude I was sucking so hard, I had to try not to blart immediately.

Don't stop, oh yeah, I'm blarting

by Martian guy February 26, 2025

Blarting

Blowing your nose and farting at the same time

Have you ever been caught blarting before?

by Funnytrucker March 27, 2025

blarqing

someone who indulges in the action of containing cp

benton was blarqing last night

by the super saver April 28, 2025

Blarg

The word for when someone in a friend group starts using a word and everybody in the friend group starts using that word.

“Blarg”
“So now you’re using it too?”

by The humble mug March 17, 2026

Blart

Similar to a “shart” (a portmanteau of “shit” and “fart”), the act of unintentionally releasing blood while attempting to fart.

“Honey, call 911. I just blarted myself.”

by Larryhorse December 10, 2025