This national addiction to a reality TV show threatens to overtake the popularity of the Melbourne cup.
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Yolanda: "Research shows that The Bachelor and the rest of reality television has good nutritional value, contrary to popular belief. It makes you feel like you're better than the people on those shows."
*sits down on the couch at 7pm to watch people locked in a mansion fighting each other*
*sits down on the couch at 7pm to watch people locked in a mansion fighting each other*
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When a guy talks about marriage and kids on the first date then fucks you and throws serious amounts of drama your way and expects you to take it then bolts at the first issue you present. This guy fears commitment event into adulthood. He talks about marriage but takes no steps towards it. He talks about kids but takes no action towards having them. He fears imagining the future usually because 1 girl hurt him in the past. This guy is a coward and if unable to overcome his fears will die alone. This is a chronic batchelor.
Him 1 year in to his 8th long term relationship: I just want something fun and light hearted. This isn’t easy.”
Her: “Relationships aren’t easy. They take commitment and work. You’re living life like a chronic batchelor.”
Her: “Relationships aren’t easy. They take commitment and work. You’re living life like a chronic batchelor.”
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Get the Dirty banshee mug.Instead of filming the suits and all the formal shit, the parties, the socializing and the things that make the bachelors in the show look like important, grown up people, they should film the show in the guy's mother's house to show people how uninteresting his life really is in behind the scenes, raw footage.
by The Original Agahnim July 29, 2021
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The audience was listening to the bachelorette's mother make fun of her on TV and suddenly they didn't see what all the fuss was about with this TV show, even the guys didn't. The bachelorette was just a big 2 year old to her mother, except less interesting to everyone else than people are when they really are 2.
by The Original Agahnim July 29, 2021
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