The Awkward Stiffie

The act of achieving and erection at the most inconvenient of times and for no apparent reason

Sitting in the classroom the teacher shouted over to timmy

Teacher: " Timmy come and write the answer on the board"

Timmy began sweating nervously as he had case of the awkward stiffie

The Awkward Stiffie by Rooboy222 September 20, 2009

Awsomely Awkward 

Something that would be so awkward if it happend in real life, but is so awsome in any other context.

1. Dude I had the most Awsomely Awkward dream last night about her!!

2. DUDE!!! WTF!!! thats my ex.........how was it??

1. Flippin awsome!!!

Awsomely Awkward by Vincent123456 February 22, 2010

naked awkward time

1. when you go to have sex, but it doesn't work out, like a rabbit getting into the hole but leaving before he can get his carrot.

2. when you get a physical exam after puberty

3. after you work out and you go to shower in the locker room and there are no shower curtains

4. when unattractive people try to be sexy

1. A not so experienced couple wants it to take the next step, but they don't quite know what to do, so they end up having naked awkward time.

2. You're trying out for a team and must get a physical. You go to doctor and its the first time someone sees you naked after puberty.

3. Jan went to the locker room after vollyball practice and headed to the showers, she decided to wait to shower till she got home when she realized there was only one community shower.

4. Frances was going through his facebook newsfeed, when he came across neville's naked pictures that he posted for attention.

naked awkward time by ytiruces6460 April 13, 2011

Sexually Awkward Turtle

a way to show that you find the situation sexually tense or awkward, in which you place both hands infront of you, palms down, one on top of the other, and stroke the lower one with the upper one while twirling your thumbs.

See awkward turtle.

Tim: Did you hear about Brenda?
Jim: Yeah, She said she couldnt cook for shit, and then her crush asked her if she sucked!
Tim: yeah dude, that is seriously awkward turtle
Jim:Sexually awkward turtle! *does the turtle sign*

Sexually Awkward Turtle by daisy jesse June 18, 2007

socially awkward 

people who not only create awkward silences but also end them...

If you fashion multiple beaded animal key chains and are over the age of twelve, you can color yourself socially awkward.

socially awkward by Tess Sollinis January 10, 2008

delaney awkward 

to stand around, trying to look hot, but its obvious your complertely oblivious, awkward, and uncomfterable.

guy: did you see that girl just standing there at the basketball game.

girl: yea, she was totally delaney awkward.

delaney awkward by kylie is cool January 14, 2008

An Awkward Max 

When a boy goes to hug a girl from behind and in doing so, accidentally gropes that said girl.

Boy 1 : Hugs girl from behind
*Accidentally gropes girl*
Girl : Errmm could you get off me!?
Girl : He's just done An Awkward Max

An Awkward Max by iMaKeuPrAnDomShIt May 7, 2011