Autocorrect

A convenient excuse for improper grammar.

"I meant to say 'role'. It only says 'roll' because autocorrect changed it!"

by spacetiger110 July 24, 2020

autobifurcationsadomasochism

when two people force each other to perform sadomasochistic activities on each other

Dude, our autobifurcationsadomasochism relationship is not up to par, I think I want to go farther tonight.

by FriendlySadomasochist January 25, 2021

Automagically

A mix of automatically and magically

Visit our website and we'll automagically steal your data

by General Serb Nationalist May 8, 2023

class autograph

a fast food chain plate that was stolen and filled with student and professor signatures that serves as a memento of that semester

Rambo: Rex, where the hell did you get that?
Rex: I was high and this just appeared in my bag the next day. By the way, could you please sign here to complete our class autograph?
Rambo: Not if I molest you first!

by Loads of Kikis May 25, 2008

bumblebee autobot

the little yellow autobot that always ends up getting a fucking human companion (and in a few incarnations he has lost his voice)

sam: so your my guardian bumblebee autobot:yep

by zionforlifelol369 February 9, 2021

autobiography

an account of a person's life written by the person themself

I am going to write an autobiography of my life

A biography on the other hand is an account of a persons life written by someone else. e.g. I am writing a biography of my grandfather's life.

by animakercupcaker November 3, 2013

armalite ar-10 carbine gas powered semi-automatic weapon

The Narrator's weapon of choice.

If I were you, I'd be very careful who you show that to. Because the person that wrote that is dangerous. And you never know when this button-down Oxford cloth psycho might come to work with an armalite ar-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon stocking from office to office pumping round after around into co-workers. It could be someone you've known for years. Someone very, very close to you.

by Silence November 9, 2003