Alcoholic

a guy that drives a squatted Toyota pick up truck and falls asleep after two beers

I had two alcoholic beers and now I think I wanna squat my truck

by Bobbydaledaddy November 21, 2022

Alcoholgorhythm

1. A finite set of unambiguous instructions that, given some set of initial conditions, can be performed in a prescribed sequence to achieve a certain level of intoxication and that has a recognizable set of end conditions.
2. An erroneous form of alcoholism.
3. A precise rule (or set of rules) specifying how to get the perfect amount of drunk; a set of procedures guaranteed to find the solution to a drinking problem.

Everyone has their own unique alcoholgorhythm, factoring things like body weight, type and amount of food eaten that day, other intoxicants, hydration levels, all laid over time. When followed responsibly, a calculated alcoholgorhythm.

by Dr.Crow January 31, 2023

Alcoholic asshole

Me

"bro I'm a silly little alcoholic asshole and have nothing else to do than drink and fuck twinks"

"I DONT FUCKKNG CARE YOI FUCMIGN FAGGOT"

by Am not gay February 1, 2023

Alcoholism

We can cure it today... We had the solution all along... Trannies... Just... It's just trannies... They're the alcoholic's natural enemy... Just think... Alcohol is exactly how the get you with the ol' tricky Nixon... 2 am comes around and that broad shouldered chick with the Adam's apple ain't looking too bad...

Hym "The only thing I love more that 'being right' and 'hatred' is my arch-nemesis being wrong! I guess you DON'T need a religious experience to stop people from drinking, huh Jordan? You just need to put trannies on all of the beer cans. There goes your 'We can't just give people money! They'll buy beer!' Not if there is a tranny face on it! Alcoholism solved! Now all we have to do is get ALL of the beer companies to put trannies on their beer. We can save them Jordan. We can save every alcoholic on the planet today. All you have to do is release me... Release me and I'll convince them... We can stop alcoholism over night"

by Hym Iam April 24, 2023

alcoholise

To turn a liquid alcoholic, when it wasn't before

When will you alcoholise this beverage?

by alderplant June 17, 2023

alcoholia

A state of Euphoria caused by excessive Alcohol consumption

E.g. he drank so much he went into Alcoholia
Or
I drank till the Alcoholia set in.

by Rocky2003 July 9, 2023

alcohologram

when your so drunk your seeing triple and the image appears to have more depth, and changes appearance as you view them from different angles. This drunken 3D effect is achieved through a process called alcoholography.

Amidst the hazy atmosphere of the party, the drunk person's vision doubled then tripled, making the surrounding revelers appear like fleeting Alcoholograms, flickering in and out of 3 to 4 dimensions

by Punkrockcliche July 20, 2023