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Surface AIDS

Super easy going temporary AIDS that you can quickly scrub off or just wipe away with a pre-moistened rag; like 5 minute rice but instead it's AIDS.
I got surface AIDS when I was in the hot tub with the president of South Africa but it was okay because I had a little splish splash after in a puddle and now I feel bright and carefree.
by JLamprey June 23, 2022
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Juggi Aids

Like Aids, just transmitted by touch from Juggi. If you come into contact with Juggi Aids, you are fucked.
Damn bro, you got them Juggi Aids... You're fucked.
by Juggi Aids Preacher July 4, 2022
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Jacob Aids

Jacob Aids is a terrible disease that one person can get when they realize there crush is gay. Jacob Aids symptoms are very different, but the number one effect is that the one who has caught the disease gets R.E.K.T. ( Rare Existential Killer Tuberculosis). But the advanced form of Jacob Aids is Jesus Aids
Bro1, lilly is gay
Bro2, damn I now have Jacob Aids
by Reeeeeeeeeeeeee6969696969 February 25, 2022
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AIDS Black

A crack smoking, whorish Africanized woman.
Dude, that girl looks AIDS black!
by Hello Rebecca! September 9, 2010
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Band Aid

group of musicians from the UK who recorded "Do They Know It's Christmas?" in the mid 80s.

If you have no idea what song this is, trust me on this one; you will hear it over and over and over and over and over....
I was walking through Walmart and I heard that fucking Band Aid song for the 26th time today....and Christmas is a month away. For fucks sake, I hope that song will go away soon.
by Ricky Roma November 27, 2003
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first aid

Medical practice of healing small cuts or lacerations that doesn't require any professional training
Damn, son, I cuts myself. Go get the first aid.
by Javier Z. May 11, 2008
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phone aids

The act of using someone else's phone charger in an act of desperation to power your device ;) resulting in a lag or virus in your poor phone proceeding the event.
Dude I think your mom's charger gave me phone aids last night. My phones been all f**ked up ever since
by internationalparker September 2, 2012
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