awkward lesser panda

One who is perpetually on a diet but nonetheless continues to consume a disporportionately massive amount of food.

One, like songminjae, who speaks, pauses and laughs intermittently. However, this is not done for comedic effect, but is indicative of what might be a more serious speech impediment.

I thought.. hhahaha.. I was more of a awkward lesser panda.. haha

by UPenn Law October 23, 2011

Awkward

1. Used in any type of silence, that spans short or long.

2. Used to end a conversation

3. Something you scream in the middle of the public spontaneously.

Jim: Hey, Mitch. How's it going?
Mitch: Fine, thanks. How about you?
Jim: Great! I'll see you around, Mitch!
Mitch: AAAAAAAWKWAARD!!!

Awkward...

by Youttttt November 29, 2011

Awkward Salmon

When you come up behind or in front of someone and wiggle your hand up their crack without penetration.

Steve awkward salmoned the shit out of Susan last night.

by Maebabe January 1, 2018

Awkward Boner Situation (ABS)

when you get a semi or a full on boner at the wrong time

AWKWARD BONER SITUATION (ABS) Example:-

Theme: A Couple sat on a bench

Person1 says: hey let's go for a walk
Person2 says: Oh crap, hold up
Person1 says: whats up?
Person2 says: My ABS just kicked in

by BigTyrone80 July 22, 2020

thats awkward

A phrase used when in an awkward situation, usually to make it seem less awkward for yourself, although usually doubling the awkwardness of the others involved.

"I'm so fat, i hate it!" -Fat Girl

*awkward silence*

"Thats awkward." -Chill dude

by adds24 April 10, 2011

Akward Cthulhu

Noun-When something is so akward that a turtle will not be akward enough. You and all the witnesses to the akwardness merge your arms and wave them back and forth making an akward tentacle monster (Cthulhu).

"My five friends and I were so disturbed by the movie that they stood up in the theatre and made an akward cthulhu."

by Chaz Mickaels April 3, 2009

Awkward Lion King

A gesture used to indicate an awkward situation. Both hands are raised above the head in a manner similar to Rafiki in the Lion King when presenting baby Simba. It is important that the gesture is done awkwardly.

Eric: I really like Erica but I don't think she knows.
*Erica appears*
*Awkward Lion King*

by friedfish December 18, 2010