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Father

An organism that leaves for milk and never comes back.
My father left for milk wonder when he is gonna come back?
by Dickriderking May 11, 2021
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Father Silas

The founder of the religion, Khan Academy. The religion was founded in February 2022 and currently has between 5-15 members.
by OfficialKhanAcademy February 28, 2022
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Father Mike (aka Mikey)

Father Mike (aka Mikey) was a man who was a lord of Satanism who had a PhD in East Asian studies. He was said to be widely hated in Hollywood for some reason.
Father Mike (aka Mikey) was a nickname given to a terrible lord of Satanism in the Church of Satan.
by ScienceBurt March 7, 2020
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My Father

My biological parent. This individual likes to help others and read. This individual is a kind person. However, this individual also likes to comment on the physical appearance of the popular boyband, BTS, all the time. This individual claims BTS dress like “metrosexuals”, but are all secretly “lesbians”. This individual annoys me when he tells me BTS is a secret group of lesbians. This is because they are not, in fact, a secret group of lesbians. Also, the term “metrosexual” is offensive to both straight men and members of the LGBTQ+ community. If all of the BTS members were secretly lesbians, I would love them even more than I already do.
“Hey, My Father has a crush on Kim Taehyung of BTS.”
“Who doesn’t have a crush on Kim Taehyung of BTS?”
by ragazzaeatsthepasta December 15, 2021
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fatherness

being a father or a dad
my dad is the best, hes so good at fatherness’
by lifeispointless November 8, 2023
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Father

I can’t even father this dude because I can’t think of something to do it with.
by Aristomenis November 16, 2019
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