lifeispointless's definitions

plutocanfuckitself

a super cool tiktoker who doesn’t have very many followers who makes very funny videos about not liking the dwarf planet pluto (all jokes tho)

person a: hey have you heard of plutocanfuckitself?
person b: yeah their content is so funny i think everyone should follow them

by lifeispointless August 6, 2023

Moroccan tea party

When your husband is found upon the groundskeeper with the butler on him

person 1: like a manwich?
person 2: it's actually known as a Moroccan tea party

by lifeispointless March 29, 2025

fatherness

being a father or a dad

‘my dad is the best, hes so good at fatherness’

by lifeispointless November 8, 2023