Whole nine yards

This is not about the airforce, football or even the clothing industry; The Whole Nine Yards refers to the amount of conrete that was in the original concrete trucks (9 cubic yards).

Concrete Company "How much do you need for the sidewalk?"

Contractor- "The whole nine yards."

by Whatda May 26, 2010

yard tard

The mentally challenged neighborhood guy who can only cut the grass
(variations: bagtard, janitard etc)

My mom gave me $25 to cut the grass but I didn't feel like doing it so I gave the yard tard $5 to cut the grass and he was thrilled to the gills!

by Ryan BasTARD December 27, 2007

yard farming

What the globalist commie/socialist Sociopaths will do to America once we finish arming and teaching them.

Once we finish arming and training globalist pigs to destroy us, the yard farming begins.

by Hardly September 9, 2013

Yard Stick

A word used to describe a random person or friend when they do or say something completely retarded and need to be made fun of.
Also can be used to describe a person who sucks at sports, work or basically anything related to daily life.

Whoever: Asks stupid ass question
You: "Man that kid is such a yard stick, what a stupid question"
Friend: "OMG such a retard haha"

Random person: Slips and falls on ice or trips on random thing
You: "Man did you see that yard stick wipe out?!?!"
Friend: "Ya he totally just ate it hahaha!"

by Brengland February 6, 2010

yarden markel

coolest jewish chick u'll ever encounter...w00t w00t

yarden markel is one kick ass jewish woman...

by rar February 14, 2005

yard sale sex doll

One-time used latex inflatable pleasuring device. For sale in original (torn and taped) box, complete with instructions. Usually sells for around $.58.

I picked up this awesome yard sale sex doll for $.58! Wanna try it?

by Bakercat September 25, 2013

Yardaan

A handsome man who get all of the ladies

damn that boy is a yardaan!

by Sippity sprite cranberry December 4, 2018