yard tard

people who are fans of pro-wrestling and they and other friends simulate the moves they see on either a trampoline or mattress.
the "tard" part is used because it is seen as a stupid act and it is illegal.

"Oh my gosh, those yard tards are gonna get hurt doing that."

by Dan Oberg July 11, 2004

yard tard

The mentally challenged neighborhood guy who can only cut the grass
(variations: bagtard, janitard etc)

My mom gave me $25 to cut the grass but I didn't feel like doing it so I gave the yard tard $5 to cut the grass and he was thrilled to the gills!

by Ryan BasTARD November 28, 2007

Yard Tard

Derogitory term to describe a backyard wrestler.

"There's more to wrestling than jumping off a roof, you Yard Tard!"
"Get some real training, Yard Tard!"

by OD Smith November 4, 2007

tard yard

group home or residence for the mentally disabled.

Man, when making a delivery to the tardyard, one of the dudes had shit himself

by valvespout August 4, 2005