new years eve

the last night of the year,where lots of people come together, get drunk,fuck and usually everyone counts down to some little second,where the year becomes a new year, a new day etc,

a very stupid time to make stupid promises to self,tha is never kept

"lets go get drunk"

"why??"
"its new years eve"

by charli January 21, 2004

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New Year's Mistake

Someone who is born in late September to early October as a result of regretted drunken sex at New Year.

Man New Year was crazy, hope I don't have some dam New Year's Mistake coming along in 9 months.

by vagatarian January 21, 2009

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new year's heave

What happens on New Year's day after you're done puking your guts out the night before, on New Year's Eve. Your now empty stomach produces nothing when you begin dry heaving after a night of hard partying and drinking.

"Joey's got the New Year's heaves! He's rolling around on the floor heaving and gasping for breath. It's hilarious! Where's the camera!?"

by cagedape December 27, 2009

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"___" Year-old Virgin

An insult directed to people, usually males, who haven't had sexual intercourse yet. The time when it actually becomes an insult starts with "18-year old virgin" joke and climaxes with the epic "40-year old virgin". However, after 40, the joke & the virgin become too sad to bring up anymore.

"Ha. "___" Year-old virgin.

***a Year later***"

Haha! 18 year-old virgin!"

***Six years later***

"Haha! 24 year-old virgin! Hahahaha!"

***Seven years later***

"HAHAHAHA! 31 year-old virgin!!!"

***Nine years later***

"HAHAHAHAHAH! Oh my god! 40 YEAR-OLD VIRGIN! HAHAHAHA!"

***A year later***

"Dude that's just sad"

by gr33kbo1 March 4, 2010

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